Monday, November 17, 2008

We Deserve What's About To Happen

Which News Item Is The Parody?

Will these decisions affect the court's decision in the upcoming "Separate But Equal Whale School" case?

Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision Supreme Court Allows Navy to Use Sonar In 5-4 Decision

WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court narrowly ruled to uphold the Bill of Rights, the very tenets upon which American society is based.

"After carefully considering the relevance of the 10 inviolable rights that comprise the ideological foundation on which our nation is built, the court finds that these basic freedoms remain important for the time being, and should not be overturned," read the majority opinion authored by Justice Anthony Kennedy, who cast the tie-breaking vote.

"Until such time as it can be definitively proven that citizens no longer require the protections provided by the Bill of Rights, it shall remain the principal legal guidance for the United States of America." The Supreme Court's latest decision comes on the heels of last month's 6-3 ruling to abolish the pursuit of happiness from the three inalienable rights guaranteed by the Declaration of Independence.
  WASHINGTON —  The Supreme Court on Wednesday lifted restrictions on the Navy's use of sonar in training exercises off the California coast, a defeat for environmental groups who say the sonar can harm whales.

The court, in its first decision of the term, voted to allow the Navy to conduct realistic training exercises to respond to potential threats by enemy submarines.

Environmental groups had persuaded lower federal courts in California to impose restrictions on sonar use in submarine-hunting exercises to protect whales and other marine mammals.

The Bush administration argued that there is little evidence of harm to marine life in more than 40 years of exercises off the California coast.

Chief Justice John Roberts wrote the majority opinion, which was joined by Justices Samuel Alito, Anthony Kennedy, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

As I prudently noted earlier, the Chinese and others are cranking out these new super quiet submarines that are hybrids. In that they can run on batteries and do not need to surface to recharge, they can lay on the bottom for a long time-waiting till that carrier group passes overhead. Remember a few months ago when a Chinese sub surfaced smack dab in the middle of a carrier group?

It takes very serious training for years and years for our guys. They are literally learning to listen for the sound of electricity, for what lights sound like. I wish one of these subs would surface in San Francisco Bay and open up. Maybe then these morons would think twice about whale discomfort.
MM

Anonymous said...

The "Bill of Rights" one is the parody (thank you writers at the Onion). ^The porpoise of the second one, although a whale of an article, shells just how far our republic has fallen. That this had to go to SCOUTS in the first place is nothing more then giving into the shellfishness of the environmental wacko's out there.

*with apologies to all the Kip Addotta fans out there.

Guy S

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