Thursday, December 04, 2008

Secretary of Satan

Quin Hillyer

I could double the list without using Google.
* Hillary Clinton was nearly fired from the Watergate Committee staff for outrageously unethical behavior.

* Hillary Clinton was directly cited for false testimony by an independent counsel, who used prosecutorial discretion not to actually seek the indictment she deserved for prevaricating about her role in the White House Travel Office firings.

* Hillary Clinton was the recipient of the moral equivalent of bribery (every bit as bad as the $100,000 apparent payoff to U.S. Rep. "Dollar Bill" Jefferson of New Orleans) in making off with just shy of a cool 100K in her preposterous dealings in cattle futures. For more on this issue, see the excellent work of Deroy Murdock as published earlier this year in The American Spectator's print edition.

* Hillary Clinton probably deserved to be indicted in one of the facets of the Whitewater investigation, but the infamous Rose Law Firm billing records with her fingerprints on them mysteriously disappeared until produced, quite conveniently, just days after the statute of limitations had run out on the charges that could have stemmed from the clear evidence those records contained.

* Hillary Clinton was caught on tape engaging in legally dubious coordination of campaign fundraising activities that led to charges against several others involved in the big Hollywood event at issue. For more, see "Hillary: The Movie," by Citizens United.

* Hillary's roles in a plethora of scandals as she and her husband left the White House were so egregious that even liberal news organizations pronounced her positively "unfit" for office. For a voluminous record of her skullduggery since the beginning of 2000, read Spectator founder R. Emmett Tyrrell's 2007 book, The Clinton Crack-Up.

* Hillary's presidential campaign was caught red-handed accepting huge sums of money bundled and/or donated from convicted felon Norman Hsu. In many ways the sneaky dealings with Hsu were reminiscent of other odiferous dealings with a host of other Asian donors and influence peddlers through the years, from the Riadys to Johnny Chung to John Huang to Pauline Kanchanalak to Charlie Trie.

13 comments:

rockville said...

Here's another: She's constitutionally ineligible.

Unless, that is, it's possible to twist the definition of "increased emoluments" so as not to include a COLA.

Anonymous said...

This site is very confusing. I just wanted to say to Ann that "I Love you keep up the good fight for America!

Anonymous said...

To Rockville, ! WHAT?

rockville said...

"emoluments" = an archaic term for salary, benefits, etc.

"COLA" = a common acronym for Cost Of Living Adjustment

They could also decide to use the retroactive pay cut loophole, AKA "Saxbe fix". The article I mentioned above discusses it.

Neither seems particularly lawful to me, but they're Congress, after all.

Anonymous said...

Not to mention her boyfriend who committed suicide by rug.

Anonymous said...

The Saxbe fix shouldn't work. (Imagine that, I'm agreeing with Senator Byrd!) Even if you stick a pay cut on the position now, it doesn't mean that the raise/COLA never happened then. Therefore, no dice.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Right. We have a president-elect who REFUSES to present a certified birth document, and Hillary will be stopped over this? There is no rule of law in this nation anymore; only rules of convenience.

Anonymous said...

Hildebeest: a short, stocky, beige-colored, semi-erect biped with the legs of a hippopotamus, the neck of a turkey, the lips of a porn star, and the mouth of a 30-year WestPac Bosun’s Mate First Class. It is characterized by far greater greed, gluttony, and megalomania than discretion. Its feeding habits are opportunistic, similar to those of the Tanzania Vulture, and without constant high-level attention by other creatures, it goes into paroxysms of slathering, nest robbery, mayhem, and slaughter.

With adequate prompting by related creatures which share its penchant for theft, slaying, posturing, and duplicity, it can appear socially adept and integratible into the general population. Deprived of fulfillment in its thirst for supremacy, however, it becomes sullen, devious, crafty, and quite dangerous.

The most expedient and effective means of dealing with it, should you be unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to shoot it repeatedly and burn the remains for a minimum of 24 hours before pissing on the fire and breaking camp.

Anonymous said...

The above facts are why I am not impressed by the PUMAs. I would rather leave the "enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap to the adolescent minds infesting the Mid-east.

Anonymous said...

With "the mouth of a 30-year WestPac Bosun’s Mate First Class". THAT made me laugh ET.
Tim

Anonymous said...

American Evita.

She is one very bad apple.

Anonymous said...

I have been saying this for a week now.

Spanky

Anonymous said...

I said before, let her take it, then fire her. Total plus for Obama. But it gets even more clever now:

Let her resign the senate, and then let the courts take over. Her filthiness is left high and dry. Sorry there Hillary, missed that day in law school where they taught the Constitution?

Not gonna happen of course, but if it does, my respect for Obama's infighting abilities goes way way up.

Something wicked this way comes.

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