Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I hate the color green

Aye Carumba
Gorons Run Amok


Woman bites driver over non-hybrid bus

Going green was a cause she could really sink her teeth into.

The frantic passenger who bit a veteran driver's arm was upset that his bus wasn't a hybrid, he said Thursday.

"She came on the bus, and she said she waited more than an hour for a hybrid," said MTA driver Peter Williams, 42. "I said, 'I'm not in control of what bus is assigned to me.'"

The woman, Shelia Bolar, 49, started hollering at Williams soon after she boarded the Broadway bus on the upper West Side.

When her rant was done, she she grabbed his arm.

"Miss, don't touch me while I'm operating the bus," Williams warned Bolar.

At W. 79th St., Williams let passengers off and gestured to a dispatcher he called for help.

"That's when she bit me. ... I couldn't believe it."

Bolar chomped through a jacket, a sweater and a thick shirt, causing a bruise and swelling but not breaking skin.

"She bit through all that," said Williams, still shocked.

And then she fled - but cops nabbed her blocks away. Bolar, who faces assault charges was held without bail, pending a psychiatric exam.

Euthanasia. Stat.
Mary

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was a mis-quote and Shelia's last name is really Bipolar....

Anonymous said...

Obama supporters... mindless zombies... flesh eaters...

It is all begin to fit...

Juice said...

Nice find, Mary! Wasn't Algore awarded the *peace* prize? ha!

Anonymous said...

Porn and water just DON'T mix.

Anonymous said...

Braiiiiinz!

Mainframe

Anonymous said...

I'm in Flagstaff Arizona tonight, and the hippie crap is crazy. Someone needs to tell these white girls my age...Their NOT black, and their dredlocks aren't cool. I see so many anti-bush bumper stickers on old shitty cars putting out more pollutant than a hummer could ever do. The Flagstaff public transportation is a joke, in this bastion of hippie BS...Surprise?

pdwalker said...

...pending a psychiatric exam.

I'm not a professional shrink, but isn't the diagnoses obvious? The woman is completely mental!

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