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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Obama Supplize
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8 comments:
- pdwalker said...
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Oh my Mohammad! You're right! Michelle is 10 beer Ugly!
- 2/24/09, 11:50 PM
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Missus Obama, this is my white va-jay-jay. Wadaya think?
- 2/25/09, 12:43 AM
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Miss Osamba, why is it that you can never seem to fully close your mouth?
- 2/25/09, 3:11 AM
- Mark said...
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I just sat in a puddle of pee pee.
- 2/25/09, 9:00 AM
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You want me to fist bump with that??? drummermanrick
- 2/25/09, 9:59 AM
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What Michelle?!!....You mean Joe dumped the big f*cking t*rd right in the middle of the g*ddamned f*cking rug. That F*cking rube, jerk...I oughta stomp his s*onofab*tchin *ss.....................Mister, what are you writing?..I'm getting my bar of LAVA right now!.............Aw gee ma.. All the other guys write that stuff all uh tha time...Dang! ..Heck!
- 2/25/09, 2:32 PM
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This photo captures the precise moment where Mr. Obama realizes that Mrs. Obama just cut the cheese.
- 2/25/09, 4:25 PM
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"Mister Barack, my mommy just got back from Kenya and she said she got this copy of your birth certificate there."
- 2/25/09, 6:08 PM