Tuesday, April 28, 2009

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GEEZER QUIZ
Francois wrote "If you can beat 18 of twenty you've got me." 


Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam. If you are under 40 you can claim a handicap.

This is a History Exam for those who don't mind seeing how much they really remember about what went on in their life.

-Get paper & pencil & number from 1 to 20.
-Write the letter of each answer & score at the end.
 
1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
    a. On the floor shift knob.
    b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch.
    c. Next to the horn.

    2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what was it used?
    a. Capture lightning bugs.
    b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing.
    c. Large salt shaker.

    3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
    a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk.
    b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled.
    c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

    4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
    a. Blackjack
    b. Gin
    c. Craps

    5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during WW II.
    a. Suntan
    b. Leg painting
    c. Wearing slacks

    6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?
    a. Studebaker
    b. Nash Metro
    c. Tucker

    7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?
    A. Strips of dried peanut butter.
    b. Chocolate licorice bars.
    c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside.

    8. How was Butch wax used?
    a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up.
    b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing.
    c. On the wheels of roller skatesto prevent rust.

    9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes?
    a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key.
    b. Woven straps that crossed the foot.
    c. Long pieces of twine.

    10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?
    a. Consider all the facts.
    b. Ask Mom.
    c. Eeny-meeny-miney-MO.

    11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940s and 1950s?
    a. Smallpox
    b. AIDS
    c. Polio

    12. 'I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey'
    a. SUV
    b. Taxi
    c.. Streetcar

    13. What was the name ofCaroline Kennedy< /SPAN>'s pony?
    a. Old Blue
    b. Paint
    c.. Macaroni

    14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
    a. Part of the game of hide and seek.
    b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores.
    c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

    15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show?< SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Impact; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">
    a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
    b. Princess Sacajawea
    c. Princess Moonshadow

    16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?
    a.. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high.
    b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window.
    c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure.

    17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?
    a. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum.
    b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items.
    c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos.

    18. Praise the Lord, & pass the _________?
    a. Meatballs
    b. Dames
    c. Ammunition

    19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song 'Cabdriver' a hit?
    a. The Ink Spots
    b. The Supremes
    c. The Esquires

    20. Who left his heart in San Francisco?
    a. Tony Bennett
    0Ab. Xavier Cugat
    c. George Gershwin
ANSWERS:

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shit Rog, who needs to feel old? I want to feel young. Please post one of Snarlin' Arlin's chemo pics.

Casca

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

9 wrong. Blegh.

Anonymous said...

44 years got me 19 correct answers (I thought women suntanned to look like they were wearing stockings during the war.)

SFAOV Sgsaur

SoylentGreen said...

Hah. 17/20. Old as dirt but young enough to know it.

Scott said...

16 correct and I was born in the 70's. It's either a testament to my awesome knowledge of 40s/50s popular culture, or a reflection of my upbringing in a very small midwestern town. We even had a mimeograph machine (just one) in grade school in the 80's.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the answer to #6 is correct. The Nash Metropolitan was the car that looked the same coming and going.

Google it.

Sven said...

18/20.....Studebakers and Tuckers were both odd! We had Ford! ~ Cars, Truck and Tractor!

Dad was a B-24 Liberator pilot...manufactured by Ford affiliates, of course we drove Ford!

Anonymous said...

I'm with Anonymous 4:47
The first post war Studes, like all other cars, looked very much like the pre-war models. The Nash Metropoiltan came along a little later, and at a glance, you could easily imagine the thing going in either direction. Thanks to Frank, who terrified me in that thing many years ago.

That aside, 19/20 makes me older than dirt.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Of course Anonymous is right again about the the Nash Metro. I scored 20/20!

Anonymous said...

I lost my glass's and can't find my teeth.
Aced it!

Javert

Ken said...

17 correct and only 35 years old.

gregor said...

got 'em all. i'm 56...

Chuck from Tacoma said...

I missed 2. I was too damn naive in my youth to know about gettin' high on memeograph ink. I sure didn't pay any attention to womens hose. LOL.
I just saw a Tucker in person for the first time. Cool car.
Anyway, that was fun and my grand kid is laughing at me.

JMcD said...

If I recall correctly, that 'leg painting' technique, used by women during WWII,was to paint a seam line op the full length of the back of the leg, to look like silk (nylon) stockings. ...20/20...I'm 70

Jim - PRS said...

Got 'em all, including number 19, none of the proffered answers to which are correct. "Cabdriver" was done by the Mills Brothers, one of the great harmony groups ever.

Time for my laxative.

Anonymous said...

18/20 and I'm only 39... until July.
- 1911Man

gadfly said...

Older than dirt! Missed one about the car that looked the same front and back. My first choice was Studebaker but since I owned a '51, I thought "no way" and chose the Nash.

Alear said...

I got most of 'em, didn't bother checking the answers, was caught up in remembrance of the mimo fluid. Prolly why I got on the school newspaper, and later got a degree in chemistry.

Uhh, what? Turing word seningos, you say? Ok, does it come with solvent?

Anonymous said...

My better half and I took the test. Assuming #6 is "wrong" and it is the Nash vice the Stude, then I aced it and "The Admiral" got 2 off the mark (she didn't remember a lot of it as she is but a petite flower, somewhere in the neighborhood of her 40's).

Now if we could just get smokes, beer, magazines, and soda at the same prices we got them back then...that would be something.

Guy S.

Anonymous said...

19/20. I feel like I'm still 19 -- at least emotionally. Guys never really grow up. Just get some old farts together with a 12-pack & you'll see.

~Smokey

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

20/20.....I AM a God....

And with a postscript....Sorry I've been gone for so long...lifez a bitch...and then u die....

The XB-70 is in the hangar with the MK17's loaded and...thanks to the new GPS/GoogErth Updat...ready to roll at your command Sir....

BTW.......FYI....

The Top Ten Times When Saying 'Fuck' Was Appropriate

1. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" Noah, 4314 BC

2. "How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC

3. "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Fuck, was it one light or two?" Paul Revere, 1775

5. "Where the fuck did all this water come from?" Titanic Captain, 1916

6. "It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso, 1926

7. "Where the fuck are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937

8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein, 1940

9. "What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

10. "C'mon, who the fuck's going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1995

My apologies for being derelict from duty for so long.....

Anonymous said...

Frank

19/20 missed Howdy Doody princes name. Thought The Mills Brothers made Cabdriver a hit.

Dee said...

20 for 20, and yes, the Studebaker is correct.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studebaker#Post-war_styling
Exner's concepts were spread through a line of models like the 1950 Studebaker Champion Starlight coupe. The new trunk design prompted a running joke that one could not tell if the car was coming or going.
You guys are mucking forons.

JMcD said...

The male model in the ad picture is a Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike.

Anonymous said...

21. Who left his Harp in Sand Crabs Disco

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