Sunday, May 03, 2009

Obama Kills; Nobody Cares

Media Having Trouble Finding Right
Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
So far, the president's double-homicide has not been covered by any major news outlets. The only two mentions of the heinous tragedy have been a 100-word blurb on the Associated Press wire and an obituary on page E7 of this week's edition of the Lake County Examiner.


WASHINGTON—More than a week after President Barack Obama's cold-blooded killing of a local couple, members of the American news media admitted Tuesday that they were still trying to find the best angle for covering the gruesome crime.

"I know there's a story in there somewhere," said Newsweek editor Jon Meacham, referring to Obama's home invasion and execution-style slaying of Jeff and Sue Finowicz on Apr. 8. "Right now though, it's probably best to just sit back and wait for more information to come in. After all, the only thing we know for sure is that our president senselessly murdered two unsuspecting Americans without emotion or hesitation."

Since the killings took place, reporters across the country have struggled to come up with an appropriate take on the ruthless crime, with some wondering whether it warrants front-page coverage, and others questioning its relevance in a fast-changing media landscape.

"What exactly is the news hook here?" asked Rick Kaplan, executive producer of the CBS Evening News. "Is this an upbeat human-interest story about a 'day in the life' of a bloodthirsty president who likes to kill people? Or is it more of an examination of how Obama's unusual upbringing in Hawaii helped to shape the way he would one day viciously butcher two helpless citizens in their own home?"  [Story Continued]
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This Onion Parody works, as all parody must, a foundation in truth. 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry, the best thing that ever happened to the Clinton legacy

AnnoyedOne said...

I don't see Obama murdering anyone. He hasn't the balls. The Hilderbeast on the other has the balls and most likely has experience.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anonymous said...

BANG! ZOOM! RIGHT OVER THEIR HEADS!

RAK

AnnoyedOne said...

Not over my head. I just don't buy the premise that Obama can murder. Now if it said "Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Declaration Of Marshall Law" it'd be great parody.

AnnoyedOne said...

Or maybe just accurate reporting...

Rodger the Real King of France said...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!

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