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If you answered, "The rabbit that tried to kill Jimmy Carter," you're old enough and wise enough to appreciate this Carter-like crap ... . “ Air Force wants to retire aging jets early By Katherine McIntire Peters kpeters@govexec.com May 20, 2009 The Air Force this week announced plans to retire 254 combat aircraft next year, 249 of which would be removed from service earlier than scheduled. The equipment affected includes 112 F-15s and 134 F-16s, both tactical fighters, along with three A-10 ground-attack aircraft. Prior to the announcement, only five fighters had been slated for retirement in 2010. The early retirements pose short-term risk, but will give Air Force leaders the flexibility they need to address more urgent requirements as well as upgrade the resulting smaller combat air fleet and accelerate production of the next-generation F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, Air Force Secretary Michael Donley told lawmakers on Tuesday during a House Armed Services Committee hearing. The restructuring plan would allow the Air Force to blah-blah-blah.  Murdoc:What could possibly go wrong? ”