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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's
heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally?
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| Did you ever wonder why? |
 It's because she smells
like a new golf bag!
Tom Mann |
May I substitute '37 roadster for golf bag?
Plowboy
Golf: a good walk ruined
That:A good joke ruined
You City folks & your Metro sexual ball games! I have not the words to describe my scorn & pity for those that chase a white ball "for sport."
When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
His throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
EVER WONDER WHY?
Because she smells like a new TRUCK.
There. Geez, Man up! Now, go field strip your 1911 and watch a John Wayne.
RAK
PS Rodger even the pass word "faripla" is sounding pretty gay too. :-D
Golf?!?!? Good God, man! Golf is the emasculation of the American male. She smells like a new rifle sling.
MC
people who scoff at the game of Golf usually don't play it very well, if at all, in my experience :-)
The data herewithin is void in India.
A leather dress turns man's thought to the environment, specifically to beaver helping to create natural wetlands.
I demand a rollover.
I second the rollover.
You just do it so well.
Thor~
Hey Anon, I have found that guys that play golf don't know how to hunt and can't shoot for beans & the knives in their house's are all dull.
RAK
Golf Course = Waste of a good rifle range.
Most people that I've played cow-pasture pool with don't play it very well, damn sure includes me.
ROTFLMAO oh my gosh this is so funny. I love it.
You slackers dissin' golf are off base.
Golf is all about being out in the open air and sunshine, driving around in a cart with your best buds, welcoming the scantily clad 'hostess' driving the refreshment cart where you can purchase more ice cold beverages. The golfing part is fluff.
I will agree that Beer carts & scantily clad gals are what's missing from hunting.
...And that golf is fluff
RAK
Never could understand the big appeal of cow-pasture pool.
Golf was invented by a bunch of bored Scots sheepherders who got tired of chasing sheep and started knocking sheep turds into gopher holes with sticks.
OK I gotta confess, I don't care much about golf one way or the other, I just here for the pictures.
RAK
AHEM, still waiting on the roll over Rodger.
I'm only here for the pictures myself.
Hey RAK, I wasn't trying to confront, merely to observe. As it is, I hunt deer with a scoped Blackhawk, shoot as well as any of my peers, and my kitchen cutlery is up for the task, as is the Benchmade that I carry. I've also happened to be a golf junkie since age 10. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
The Original Anon
See ... that's all that shooting is missing. Shooting stations should be arranged along a long green course, and carts used to haul our lazy asses to each station, driven by pretty caddies.
The caddies need to be smart, pretty, and know more about shooting than you do.
The drinking and debauchery binge takes place at the "nineteenth hole", after the firearms are all stowed.
Set of golf clubs that double as a collection of poor melee weapons? Or a good 3-Gun set-up, that doubles as a homeland defense ensemble? Golf loses.
