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Western
Europe is abuzz with the latest flare-up in the war between the sexes,
and for the moment, the Amazons seem to be winning. If outrage
continues to mount, it will soon be not just uncool and politically
incorrect for a man to urinate while standing up, but out-and-out
ILLEGAL.
Yes, the liberated women of France and Germany and Holland have
vowed to put their men down – on the toilet. They carry placards
showing a huge red X scrawled across a man standing to urinate. They
shout: “Laissez tomber votre pantalon, et asseyez vous! (Drop your
trousers and sit)!” “Behalte deine Tropfen fuer dich (Keep your drips
to yourself)!” “Toch niet weer een vieze plas op MIJN badkamer vloer
(Not another filthy puddle on MY bathroom floor)!” Their motives, or so they insist, have nothing to do with
penis envy and everything to do with hygiene. On the face of it, their
argument seems to, uh, hold water ... . [The Naked Scientists: To sit, or not to sit]
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Even that lone voice defending a man's right to stand and pee felt a necessity to grovel. " We can’t help it. No one decides to be a man instead of a woman."
Boo hoo-hoo. And guess what? Since our own elected
government's decided that Euros had it right all along, and with the
Pretend President proclaiming us a Muslim nation, we too are about to
fall under the Saracen blade while peeing like little girls. Hey,
I don't vote for Democrats, ever! I did my part to save us, did you?
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