This is a movie, right?

Wow, I had the damndest dream last night.

Some Black commie Muslim guy overthrew the government, and had the water supply loaded up with tranquilizers so nobody cared.   But then John Wayne, who played this Marine Col., except he wore an Army uniform with a cowboy hat, got all the good guys together and they captured the bad guys with flame throwers and Gatling guns.  Man, it was so real.