Friday, July 10, 2009

From mom:


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

And then there's:
Mmm, yeah, hon. You got lots better tits than Mom.
—DougM

Jim - PRS said...

How about: "You are a much better lay than your sister."

JMcD said...

"My daughter has acute angina"

"Yes she does, and great tits too."

Darrell said...

Okay, old hillbilly joke:

Ma n' Pa went to market one day, and left Jack n' Jennie home alone. It were a terrible hot day, so Jenny took off her dress an' lay down on the floor, 'twere cooler down there. Jack thought that was a great idea, so he shucked his overalls and laid down too. Afore ya know it, Jack n' Jenny were doin' what comes unnatural. Jenny looked up at Jack and said, "Jack, yore a sight bigger'n Pa, better too". Jack replied, "Aw shucks Jennie, that's what Ma always says".

Bob Hawkins said...

"Hey, it's not my fault that all your friends are nymphos."

Turing word: "nonessec"

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