Monday, July 20, 2009

I Got Money!

Flaunt it!
Even if you don't have it.

Please! I have a wife and - GAK!
Here's a smart item for today's urban dweller who voted for The Magic Negro.  The "Please Slit My Throat" wallet that looks like a roll of $100 bills.  Certain to draw admiring glances from a subculture created by 40 years of Liberal permissiveness. So,  put on this "happy face" to compliment the smug look you've been sporting since November. It'll make people happy, and when they open it and find zip?  The laugh's on them, lol.   (Other Americans may prefer the mouth watering Bacon Wallet; Mmmmm, bacon).
7/20/2009 02:52:00 PM 4 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

Nice tight butt !

7/20/09, 3:27 PM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

Who in the %&^* has their wallet sticking out of their back pocket like that? I have to search for it for like 20 minutes when it's time to pay, but can still manage to have it fall out when I don't want it to.

7/20/09, 5:06 PM
clem (eww is that squid?) collins said...

An old trick: put a thick rubber band around it. This makes it near impossible for the wallet to fall out, and foils pick-pockets, too.

7/20/09, 6:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Having a wallet like that is for the people who walk around with a fake Rolex on their wrist. "mug me! mug me!"

- the friendly grizzly

7/21/09, 5:22 AM

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