Saturday, July 18, 2009

Peggy Noonen gets pantsed


You're Peggy Noonan and you're jealous. You are a card-carrying member of the intellectual conservative elite, a PBS-anointed expert on family values who worked for both Ronald Reagan and Dan Rather, a talented speechwriter and wordsmith. And you are fuming: Sarah Palin refuses to be yesterday's news. And, what's worse, everyone continues to talk about her. You've tried everything, using your mainstream media platforms, your Wall Street Journal columns, and powerful friends -- so many of them -- to savage her, to give her a rhetorical beating. "She is a complete elite confection. She might as well have been a bonbon," you wrote, your $300 manicured fingers shaking on the keyboard. You loosed a multi-column primal scream: Palin is an idiot who is "out of her depth in a shallow pool", a woman who has no sense of personal limits because she is not even smart enough to realize she is "a ponder-free zone." Whoa-good one!

You're Peggy Noonan and you're jealous. You pal around with Sawyer and Couric, Jane Fonda, Marlo Thomas, Lily Tomlin -- the world is your aging oyster -- and The New York Times (which is sort of iffy on your writing) admires you for the company you keep. The Manhattan and beltway salon denizens love you. Brian Williams even said he'd nominate you for a Pulitzer, calling your writing "sparkling." Yes, THE Brian Williams, He Who Anchors NBC News, who had an audience with President Obama, to whom he bowed when leaving. Sure, maybe Palin has accomplished a few things - like the $26 billion dollar natural gas pipeline deal, restructuring Alaskan government, and taking an ice pick to corrupt politicians. But she has no style, no pizzazz -- [more deliciousness
About this time a lot of  intellectual conservative elites are discovering that their influence with actual American conservatives is no more.   Get ready for some wholesale chameleoning.

4 comments:

LGD said...

When a conservative or half-conservative becomes more and more liberal, the liberals refer to this as 'growing in office.'

I saw the Wall Street Journal editorial page grow in office the instant Robert Bartley retired.

I stopped reading the page and Peggy Noonan after it was clear that she had already grown in office. Mr. Bartley wasn't even dead yet. [He died in 2003.]

Before "W" Bush was re-elected I had already noticed that George Will had 'grown in office.'

Charles Krauthammer had done so by the end of the Bush administration.

I had already moved past the conservative punditry elite before Sarah Palin had even come onto the national scene. It's time more people move past them.

But I might first point out that Rush Limbaugh has remained the most true-blue and accurate conservative voice [figuratively as well as literally] all along.

JMcD said...

Peggin Nooner?... I got something to grow in her !@##*^^^ office!

Anonymous said...

I've read the WSJ since the late 1980s, but cancelled my subscription last week after reading one too many opeds by Ms. Noonan.

It wasn't the mash-notes on our "just-too-dreamy" new president. What finally got me to cancel was when the Ms. Noonan went all screechy-elderly- high-school-girl on Palin.

Sorry. I am not paying money to subsidize that sort of stuff.

Good luck Ms. Noonan. Hope you and Joe Scarborough, Christopher Buckley and Kathleen Parker all have a good time talking to and writing for all those Leftists who care about what you say.

Gosh, come of think of it, there can't be too many of those. Well, good luck anyway.

Anonymous said...

Investors Business Daily for me from now on.

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