Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Camelot my ass.

“If they’re going to talk about Camelot,
then we get to talk about The Lady in the Lake.”

Quote of the Day (Chuck)


Anonymous said...

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Anonymous said...

Liberals are looking for the magical hero that can pull the sword from the rock.

Conservatives are looking for the one that can stick it in the rock.

Anonymous said...

Mary Jane is the Lady in the Lake.
Barack, according to Chis Mathews, is the 5th Beatle/Kennedy.

Anonymous said...

Teddy made sure that the Lady of the Lake (Mary Jo Kopechne) was weighed down with a rock (Oldsmobile).

Anonymous said...

So the health care plan is going to be named for the overweight alcoholic?

Anonymous said...

So. All we have to do is sport a neck brace to convey our sincerity and be crowned innocent AND be crowned royalty? MF'n Liberals. I, for one, will NEVER forget M.J.K.. I only hope Deady Teddy made his amends with our Lord, because Sheol is...forEVER.
Don't miss Rush tomorrow when he reveals Teddy Boy's treasonous past with the Kremlin while opposing Reagan. 'Can't wait here boss.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT! AP via Yahoo News. Here is the headline.

"A torch extinguished: Ted Kennedy dead at 77"

I wonder how the torch got extinguished? Maybe it was submerged in some body of water off Chappaquiddick.

Alear said...

From The Onion. When Jagger wrote "Sympathy for the Devil", he had to change the line 'who killed Jack Kennedy' to what it is, coz Bobby got shot that week. Me, if I had a time machine, I'd go back and meet ole Joe and buy him a shot. So who's got the Kleagle next in their pool?

Anonymous said...

Oh. Yeah. High Five! Chuck (Martel?). Your comment was the foundation of TRKOF's post.
You are correct, Sir.

rickn8or said...

Uh, was Ted the Swimmer anywhere near Martha's Vineyard when he shuffled off This Mortal Coil?

Just askin'

Chuck said...

Twas Me, Chuck from ""

Fark beat me to this one:
"Sen. Ted Kennedy carries on Kennedy family tradition of dying with something lodged in his brain"

Anonymous said...

This place should be called Comealot - more accurate. As I have said before - I had no use for him while he was alive and am only mildly sad at his passing. Taxachusetts will only elect another moron so that just does not matter. They are making this the passing of a deity or somebody worth a shit - of which this clown is not and never will be. I want to puke every time I hear the "Lion" b-s.


Anonymous said...

The Lion of the KGB
USSR 14.05.1983


Anonymous said...

Gold Chuck, pure gold!

Let's see:

1. Got booted out of Harvard for cheating in a Spanish class = too dumb to cheat in a game that is rigged for you by familial wealth.

2. Drank and whored his way around Europe in an army uniform, whilst others were totting M1's up and down Korean hillsides.

3. Appointed to be the organized crime/union thug Senator from Mass by his brother, who got his start in politics by inheriting his Grampa's seat in congress. Of course daddy's stock manipulation and bootlegging money helped too.

4. Knocked the story of the moon landing off the front pages by killing a young woman while drunk driving, and actually played an even more direct role in her death by not going to her rescue while the opportunity existed.

5. Tried to unseat his own party's sitting President, because they were both idiots.

6. Made back door deals with the Soviets while Ronaldus Magnus was bringing them down.

7. Made a waitress sandwich at La Brasserie with his buddy Chris Dodd.

8. Chaparoned his young nephews in Palm Beach during Spring Break. Some chick claimed she got raped. It could happen to anybody, but it always happens to the Kennedys. Must be the curse.


Chuck from Tacoma said...

We still have work to do. There are still 59 of those bastards left. Let's not dwell on this one.

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