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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Stuff I shoulda thought of

Rodger the Real King of France 8/04/2009 07:00:00 AM 14 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

14 comments:

DoubleU said...: As the driver opens the door does he wack the dog in the head? Does he close the dogs head in the door? Does the dog go nuts and get out of the sack when he sees another dog, a squirrel or a leaf that needs chasing?; 8/4/09, 7:57 AM
JMcD said...: Also convenient if you have a Democrat in the family....or there is the trunk.; 8/4/09, 9:04 AM
B....... said...: Trunk is best JMcD - would you want people to see you driving around with a Democrat?; 8/4/09, 9:06 AM
Anonymous said...: Those are GREAT! Wwe put the kids in there when they get cranky. All that fresh air cheers them right up. Once you get going over 60 or so; they just scream with delight.

Rob; 8/4/09, 11:24 AM
Anonymous said...: Okay, now I'm gonna laugh my butt off every time I leave a restaurant with a doggie bag.
—DougM; 8/4/09, 12:44 PM
Anonymous said...: "Also convenient if you have a Democrat in the family...."

The proper (and legal) action is this case is to move 1000 miles away and change your name ;-); 8/4/09, 1:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Most Excellent for Blue Dogs!

righty gomez; 8/4/09, 2:02 PM
Topeka Troll said...: JMcD, B...
The trunk is not, repeat NOT a good option. When you know they are there you get a strong, sometimes irresistable urge to swoop and squat in front of a large speeding truck. That is hard on the car, and the insurance, plus the local PD often will not euthanize them when they find em.; 8/4/09, 7:36 PM
JMcD said...: Guess you're right JeremyR ....Looks like we need someone to fabricate a towable riding trailer with a remote break-a-way hitch or possibly an ejection seat.; 8/4/09, 7:41 PM
B....... said...: Every party has its pooper - Jeremy.....; 8/4/09, 7:44 PM
Anonymous said...: Not so much fun when it rains.; 8/4/09, 9:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Well, we could get a bus... and fill it up.... Cliffs are handy in CA.
That would be a start, no?

tomw

turing exuaax? ex, u axe? mumble...; 8/4/09, 10:57 PM
Kristophr said...: Load the bags up with rabid dogs.

Use a remote release in the event that you miss that hippie you were trying to run over.

A large car can hold four rabid dog launchers in case of a "happening".; 8/5/09, 2:24 PM
Topeka Troll said...: B.....
I'm trying to get them to convert to Islam and journey to Tora Bora and stay there.; 8/5/09, 11:47 PM

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Stuff I shoulda thought of

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