Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dr

Attention tofu eaters


 There are lots of these Commie v American comparisons floating about.  This, from rejuoy,  recommends itself , to me at least, for being fresh, and spot on.   And way more circumspect tweak than the clumsy, "All Liberals are democrats, and all democrats are twig eatin', tofu fartin', lily livered, Prius driving, America-hating, bleeding heart liberal, blinkered, Starbucks drinking, elitist, can't-we-all-just-get-along, granola eating, namby-pamby, Birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, long haired, pansy-assed, kumbaya-singing, Earth First, bed-wetting, patchouli wearing, dirty, smelly, dope smoking, bongo playing, arm pit haired women and feminized, armpit shaved men crying "Mother Earth is Gaia," tortured "artiste" types, Kennedy DNA bearing slugs [Vilmar]
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
 If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
 
Who's that washed up whore?
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
 
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
 

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
 
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
 
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
 
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
 
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
 
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

3 comments:

Alan J. said...

If a conservative decides he’s fat, he eats less and starts an exercise program.
If a liberal decides he’s fat, he goes on a campaign to ban trans-fats, sodas, and junk food.

If a conservative is caught in a Katrina-like disaster, he asks ‘What can I do?’ and then he pitches in to help others and clean up.
If a liberal is caught in a Katrina-like disaster, he asks ‘Who can I sue?’ and then sits on his butt and whines about the government not getting there fast enough to help him.

If a conservative wants his child to go to college, he pays for it or tells them to study hard and earn a scholarship.
If a liberal wants his child to go to college, he tells them to vote for the candidate that promises to have the government pay for it.

B....... said...

"Kennedy DNA bearing"

Quite likely........

Anonymous said...

B.....wouldn't doubt it. Teddy boy was a real POHS. You know, Heaven or Hell bound, you don't get to either on someone else's coat tails...sore knees or not. Not matter how many Priests your family influenced.
Juice

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