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Seat belt, or the mark of Zorro?

Allyson White said the standout burn mark left by her seatbelt across her chest was proof the claims of "amorous activities'' with the driver were not true.

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Rodger the Real King of France 10/12/2009 06:25:00 PM 9 Comments

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Anonymous said...: A few notes.

1) The Northern Territory is in the central northern part of Australia.

2) Its big. Really big. Away from Darwin and Alice (Springs), the two major towns, its prolly 200 miles between houses on average.

3) They drive on the left down-under and the driver is on the right, passenger on the left. That's why the "burn" goes from left-right across her chest.

4) Aussies, especially ones "in the country" drink like fish. Note the "stubbie" beer bottle in the pic.

5) Due to the (very) low population density "beggar's can't be choosers" if you catch my drift.

6) "Head Job" in Oz is a "Blow Job" in the US.

Adding all of the above factors I'd wager that she could suck-start a Harley and prolly has--many times.; 10/12/09, 7:12 PM
Anonymous said...: They said the 33-year-old man was distracted by the woman and veered off the road, smashing his single cab Hilux ute into a concrete drain on Pioneer Rd in Humpty Doo. Well there you have it! They we're in HUMPTY DOO!
xero; 10/12/09, 7:30 PM
BlogDog said...: In light of #4 above:
Many years ago I was one of those foreign English teachers in Japan and knew a Brit who was working for the same company. He was actually reading Japanese at London University but was also one of those peripatetic types. Port Moresby, Okayama, Cape Town - he got around.
One of his travels was taking the train across the Nullarbor Plain. His train compartment mate settled into his seat beside a stack of cases of Fosters which were consumed at a prodigious rate. And every time a can was cracked, there was a little "psssht" and spritz of beer. My friend said that with the dust that swirled in through the window, by the end of the trip one section of the compartment wall looked like it was made of adobe.; 10/12/09, 8:26 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Delightful anecdote Dog.; 10/12/09, 10:02 PM
Anonymous said...: "Blown out of proportion"
Ha. Aussies are A-OK!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 10/12/09, 10:04 PM
rickn8or said...: Maybe it's just the jaggies in the photo, but I'd say she's the living embodiment of the phrase "Rode hard and put up wet".; 10/12/09, 11:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Easy enough to find the truth. In a car crash, if your mouth is open it will get smacked shut pretty hard with a clack of teeth. So if the guy is looking like he had a run-in with Lorena Bobbit, it should be pretty obvious what actually happened.; 10/13/09, 11:09 AM
Anonymous said...: She's a Humpty Doo ten.

Casca; 10/13/09, 11:51 AM
Kristophr said...: Agreed ... if she was felatating him during the accident, he would be mastless right now.; 10/13/09, 3:56 PM

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