Thursday, January 21, 2010

A Coakley Laff-off

Boned Jello


okely coakely

Boned Jello


 The Chicagoboyz are challenging readers to come up with Election Haikus.  I'm a limerick kind of guy, so take your  pick and give it a try.
Chicago Boyz
Barn Army
Early and often
Is no longer adequate.
Will Dems move rightward?

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Barack Obama!
Double down, you clever guy.
We need more Scott Browns.

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Scourge of Amiraults,
Martha was unappealing.
(The best they could do?)
There once was a man from Boston
Who had very big balls, and he tossed 'em
Into the ring
Where he risked everything
But it was worth all the money it cost him



There once was a man from Nantucket
Who gave Martha Coakley a bucket
He said with a grin
It's for you puking in
'Cause I'll kick you from here to Pawtucket

3 comments:

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I cannot compete with such brilliance

Anonymous.

Anonymous said...

A candidate Dem name of Coakley
Didnt impress enough Folkley
Brown slipped right in
with an historic win
And now she's the butt of this jokeley
Tim

Rodger the Real King of France said...

10!

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