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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Bloody Hell! What a bunch of losers to even think this is an issue.
It's one hell of a stretch from an obscure number to "proselytizing"
Assholes.
Amen.
Casca
Finding a fresh jawbone of an ass, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men. Then Samson said,
'With an ass's jawbone, I have made asses of them. With an ass's jawbone, I have killed a thousand men.' -Judges 15:15-16
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Imagine what Samson could have done with an M4 Carbine and a Trijicon ACOG 'Jesus Code' sight.
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Rat-a-tat-tat
And in this breathless reporting by ABC, Toyota finishes prototyping of the Deathmobile from Animal House and takes it into production:
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/RunawayToyotas/slideshow?id=8978778
THAT's IT! I'm buying an ACOG!
Gonna have to find a good smiting verse "a secret Jesus code" to put on my holsters as well.
Shmucks;
"It allows the Mujahedeen, the Taliban, al Qaeda and the insurrectionists and jihadists to claim they're being shot by Jesus rifles," To this I say HOOYAA!
RAK
In reality that scope is made by ACOG (The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists). So their being taken out by an instrument to look up vaginas.
Give me a friggen break. Whats next? No "Cross" hair reticle?
Okay, as long as we are discussing favorite scriptures...
The Prophet is Elisha, one of the heavy weights of the Bible.
2kings 2:23-24
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
This and the talking donkey are great scriptures. If I were going to put a scripture on a gun I would put 1kings 18:21-40 When Elijah proved Baal was a false god and reigned down fire, then slew the false prophets of Baal.
THor~
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THor~
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