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Friday, February 05, 2010
Jehovah's Witness
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6 comments:
- pdwalker said...
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We'd just sic the dogs on 'em
haha, no I kid. But the dogs did help discourage casual visitors by raising a terrible ruckus to strangers visiting. - 2/5/10, 10:07 AM
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"Hi come on in, let me tell you about Amway. Wait, where ya goin, look out for that......[smash]"
- 2/5/10, 2:56 PM
- MCPO Airdale said...
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I used to crank up Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys playing, "They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore."
Worked everytime. - 2/5/10, 3:29 PM
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Almost 40 years ago, when I was in college, the Jehovah's Witnesses would knock on my door every Saturday. Two women and about a six year old boy. Every Saturday, I told them I wasn't interested. Then, one Saturday, they knocked and I took off all my clothes before I answered the door. I can still remember the one lady grabbing the kid's head and moving him behind her before she went on with her little spiel without missing a beat. BUT, they never came back. God knows I wish I had thought of it sooner.
- 2/5/10, 7:54 PM
- JeremyR said...
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Pops theory was that since he had nuthin to do all day, he'd keep em busy so the neighbors could work. Besides, he loved to argue, and knew the Bible inside and out in Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic, German and English. Since the JW's favorite arguement was "thats not how it reads in the Greek, he loved to quote the Greek right to em.
Jehovah's Witlesses, making hari Krishna seem likable for over a century. - 2/5/10, 10:45 PM
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Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in Jesus as Messiah (Christ). Mormons are the Church of Jesus Christ of LDS.
Sorry, Mr. Cartoonist.
-1911Man - 2/6/10, 8:55 AM