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Friday, February 05, 2010

Snow Decision Necessary

Do I Feel Lucky, Punk?

As one after another of MoSup's flights are canceled (beginning last night fer chrisake) we've been jockeying to get her home from Florida today.

As things stand, her current flight, scheduled to depart in 3 hours, is still good. But flights are going into the dumper faster than a Redskin's lead with 2 minutes to play. If she doesn't get home today, it looks like it will be Monday at the earliest, maybe even Wednesday before she gets home. Which brings me to a dilemma. Do I start cleaning the house now? Or roll the dice?

Rodger the Real King of France 2/05/2010 10:01:00 AM 14 Comments

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...: If you clean the house, she wont feel needed when she gets home.
Tim; 2/5/10, 10:05 AM
pdwalker said...: I suppose it depends if you like life or not.; 2/5/10, 10:19 AM
Anonymous said...: Clean now, and buy chocolate.
mary; 2/5/10, 10:24 AM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...: Rodge, you got married for a reason. She'll understand. Just let it ride.; 2/5/10, 10:30 AM
Anonymous said...: Damn! Now who's going to prepare Sunday's 5-layer bean dip?
olds-mo-william; 2/5/10, 10:44 AM
Anonymous said...: Roll the dice! but have those famous pressure cooker ribs (ready on a moments notice) hot on a plate! Then offer to do the dishes while she soaks in a hot bubbly tub.
Juice; 2/5/10, 10:50 AM
Molonlabe28 said...: Reminds me of Jimmy Buffett's song "Gypsies in the Palace."

Happens to me all the time when my wife is out of town.; 2/5/10, 11:11 AM
DougM said...: Well, geeze, dude!
Yeah, clean it up!
Trouble is,
you'll have to wait for her to get home to do it.

(Turing word: bednests)
You won't be in it.; 2/5/10, 12:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Q:Why do men like women with small feet?
A:So they can stand closer to the sink.
RAK; 2/5/10, 12:12 PM
B....... said...: OK - I've actually given this some thought, and have come up with: Maids With A Touch; 2/5/10, 1:18 PM
mojo said...: Geeze louise...

I'd run for it, forthrightly and without embarrassment. If you don't, you're a dead man the minute she walks in the door...; 2/5/10, 2:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Q. Why do you never have to buy your woman a watch?
A. There is a clock on the stove.; 2/5/10, 5:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Rodger, have you considered an insurance fire?
Or maybe you could rent 3-4 goats. Check Yellow Pages for 'goat rental'
Lt. Col. gen. Tailgunner dick; 2/5/10, 6:23 PM
David said...: My God Man! What the hell do you think they invented dynamite for?; 2/5/10, 8:21 PM

Friday, February 05, 2010

Snow Decision Necessary

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