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 Today we
are asked not to profile anyone for anything. Absolutely No
Profiling! Consequently we have become so insulated from
reality.
Pause a
moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice
test These events are actual events from history.. They really
happened! Do you
remember?
HERE'S THE TEST - GOOD
LUCK!!
1.
1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed
by:
a.
Superman
b.
Jay Leno
c.
Harry Potter
d. Muslim
male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2.
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by
:
a.
Olga Corbett
b.
Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3.
In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over
by:
a.
Lost Norwegians
b.
Elvis
c.
A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d
. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4.
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
by:
a.
John Dillinger
b.
The King of
Sweden
c.
The Boy Scouts
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in
Beirut was blown up
by:
a.
A pizza delivery boy
b.
Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo
Rivera
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6.
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
by:
a.
The Smurfs
b.
Davey Jones
c.
The Little Mermaid
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens
, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue pa ssengers was murdered
by:
a.
Captain Kidd
b.
Charles Lindberg
c.
Mother Teresa
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed
by:
a.
Scooby Doo
b.
The Tooth Fairy
c.
The Sundance Kid
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the
first time
by:
a.
Richard Simmons
b.
Grandma Moses
c.
Michael Jordan
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10.
In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
by:
a.
Mr. Rogers
b.
Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c.
The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male
extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On
9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
passengers. Thousands of people were killed
by:
a.
Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b.
The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr Bean
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
Afghanistan
against:
a.
Enron
b.
The Lutheran Church
c.
The NFL
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped
and murdered
by:
a.
Bonnie and Clyde
b.
Captain Kangaroo
c.
Billy Graham
d.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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No, I
really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So,
to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be
allowed to profile certain people.. They must conduct random searches
of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
identification, secret agents who are members of the President's
security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of
Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of
profiling.
Foot
note: Fort Hood Texas ......another Muslim 39 years old killed 13
people and wounded 30 some odd others... Does this fit the
profile!
Now
our
Commander-in-Chief is telling us that the Muslim who attempted to
blow up the Northewest/Delta jet on Christmas Day was an isolated
incident.
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Yup, I remember Uncle Bill saying that. Thank you Cuzzin Ricky.
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