Sunday, March 21, 2010

Nancy Pelosi Hates This




4 comments:

Hispaman said...

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bocopro said...

Suddenly, a cow walks out into the road, the car hits it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You, get out and check - you were driving."

So, the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but that it was old.

"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy.

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy ?"

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal, and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you tell them?" asks Nancy.

"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Alear said...

Well, they just passed the bill. Today sucks for Rodg more than me, at least the Bucks are in the sweet 16.
OSU! OUS! OSU!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

It's always hard to lose at the buzzer, but I enjoyed every second of this season. I can't say the same for the nation. We are now officially a slave state. I will in all matters continue to be guided by my principles, and my conscience, wherever that may lead me.

Go bucks.

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