today's real BFD |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Why so serious?
Related: Illinois congressman Phil Hare. Then he tries to explain it with a transparent whopper.
Please... we need to also include the Honorable Mr. Congressman Hank Johnson (D Georgia) in our concerned undertakings. The Hon. Mr. Johnson fears that the island nation of Guam may 'tip over" and slip beneath the waves of the Pacific with the addition of 5000 to 8000 combat troops. Would someone please pass the word to Mr. Congressman Johnson that the United States of America "weight-tested" Guam in the late '60's and early '70's with Arc Light and Linebacker with no apparent ill-effects. At the time we had some 65,000 Airmen on the Rock and who cares how many more Swabbees down at Apra Harbor? All they were ever good for was getting Marlboros and Budwiser on shore to those of us who were fighting the War.
Nurse Horrendo:
"Do you dress right or dress left?"
That IS the square needle...isn't it?