The Twenty Five United States of America - Mug

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Hardware Poster

Restoration Hardware II

RESTORATION HARDWARE by pecksnif Browse more Freedom Posters MM asked about posters, but what I posted this morning was a low res quickie,  not conducive to enlargement.  I went back and started from scratch.  Voila!  Zazzle sells them for $9.95, $13.96, and $19.95. Or, just print this one.

Obaumunists=Socialists in a real hurry

But you gotta act now!

CLICK My favorite is the apron, because even closet Obama supporters won't be able to hold back a grimace.  You'll then know whose hamburger to, uh, "doctor" with that special nose sauce. The postage stamp would be awesome, but past experience tells me the the USPS will reject it.  If it should slip by for a moment,  grab all you can, because this stamp will be the next e upside down airplane.

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today’s TRKOF endorsement

A SondraK and TRKOF joint ~Men's CLICK ~ ~Woman's CLICK~ SondraK's design cracked me up, so I cut a deal with her to sell it.  If we move 24 of them Woot-Woo!

BFD Mug

today's real BFD

Border Patrol Tee-Shirt

New From the Barn Army Store

$4.00 OFF all Tee-shirts

WHERE"S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? TEE

WHERE IS IT?

Let's See if the ZAZZLE Nazis pull this product.

Better Order Quick WWHD?

Ugly Mug

WWHD?

People are always asking ...

Say Real King of France, I'd like to make a subtle statement at work about how I feel about this monster who overthrew our gummint.  You know, something that won't get the Obama people all pissy.  Any ideas?

UPDATE Now people are always asking, "Say Real King of France,  why would Zazzle delete this product without explanation, even though there have been sales?  The answer, I guess, is WWHD?

Click for large size, and options Yes, you're why I commissioned the "This time God is on our side/Hitler would be so jealous" line of merchandise.  The only people who could object are fascists and commies, and who cares what they think?  All profits go to restoring my monarchy.   Thank you.

Slide Show

Recycling Here Boss

No, not the energy wasting tin can recycling thing.  Pictures.  I started going through my oldest pic files - and there are by now so many, in so many different folders, that I don't know how many.  In excess of 200,000 for sure.  Some pulled off the web, Some created. There are no Ron Jeremy type photographs,  but pubic hair and nipples do not rate automatic rejection.  Anyway, I started going through them, and ones I really liked - most of which I've never used -  were "sent to flickr. "  Turned them into a slide show, which you can see by using the Slide Show button in the top gallery.  This is way more fun than politics.  If you like them, send me Pay Pal and I'll  1) buy some tuna fish, and 2) load some more.  :)

7-11

My New Girlfriend

Ila Mae Bumpucky - One week old

Shameless Hucksterism

McCain Haters For McCain

Linda and her Mini-Me Laura say ..

Obama T-Shirt

Carter, Now Available in Black

Hoo-Rah

Carter in Black JR (Jack)  sent this picture and message. If you click on the picture it takes you on a limo ride to my show room.  “ Your Royal Highness, Here's a photo of the shirt. Man, is it nice. Really good quality. And the picture is on the front AND back so I can torque off squishyheaded morons coming and going. That's change I can believe in. I've been trying to set up an "action shot" of me wearing it in the presence of some liberals and capture their reaction. The first time, I tried it at a college coffee shop, it didn't work out and the gal at the counter was pretty rude to me. Got real quiet for a moment and I though about beating a retreat but I sat down at a table. Too hard to get a shot by myself with webcam on the laptop on the table in front of me. They were always in the wrong place. What I was hoping to get was a shot with their mouths agape or yelling at me or similar. I've gotta coordinate with a friend or two to get that picture from the sidelines. When I do, it's on its way to you. --Jack ” Wow, that is nice.  Gonna get me one too.  Thanks Jack.

T-Shirt Hysterical

''Carter Available in Black''  Merchandise

By request

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My Copyright You Can Use It, but The New Yorker Needs Permission

Click to Order BUT WAIT!

I been de-zazzled

Gregor Got a Collector's Item

You may still have time!

“ Thank you for your interest in Zazzle.com, and thank you for publishing products on Zazzle. Unfortunately, it appears that your product, “Guns & Muzzys”, is in violation of Zazzle’s Copyright policies. Specifically, your product contains a copyright protected image of The New Yorker. We will be removing this product from the Zazzle galleries shortly. ” Prolly got reported by the craps what reported Bud Gregg below.  Maybe if you hurry!

Matthews Tee-Shirt

Matthews Worries 'Right' Will Turn New Yorker Cover into T-Shirt

Nah

“ On Monday's "Hardball" Chris Matthews was so upset about the New Yorker's cover, depicting Barack Obama in a turban and Michelle Obama toting an AK-47, because he feared "the right will be using that as t-shirt material within the next couple of weeks." Matthews, along with The New Yorker's Ryan Lizza and the Atlantic Media's Ronald Brownstein also insulted all the non-New Yorker subscribers who didn't get the joke as unsophisticated, or as Lizza put it, "a little slow." ” Order Before They're Banned!

Peace Through B-52 Power

Today's Tee

Crass Commercialism

A great conversation starter!

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A Message from Juicy

“ Hey, all four arrived in good condition! Took a shot of the 4-some and a close-up single. My husband took the pics, hope you likey.:) ”