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See the South Park cartoon where everyone in the future used "Science" instead of "God"
"Science damn it!"
"For the love of science"
etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_God_Go
The word "God" s part of the language. I'll use it if it amuses me to do so.
No,
we don't.
The handbook says to groan,
"I think I can. I think I can."
You know,
cogito ergo cum.
Now...is the guy that yells out "Oh bama!" a theist or an atheist?...or is he just gay?
OK, here's the deal, I figured out why women get pregnent from sex. During the "act" one party screams out " Oh God!" (gets His attention) then the other party yells out "Oh Baby!", .. step one, gets His attention, step two lets Him know aht ya want.... over and out, this is Dave in Fla.
no, I am not from "that" part of Florida, I know its "pregnant".
Still Dave in Fla
I wrote a better version of this joke 18 years ago. Damn my lack of recognition!