Dad and the kids

Duelists

shitmydadsays Shit My Kids Ruined "I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly." "War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker." "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." "Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."