Friday, May 21, 2010

Obama Uncovered


Boned Jello

“ Soon after returning from Pakistan I made my first visit to New York City.  The CIA had covered my time with the Mujahadeen by giving me a Columbia University degree.  I thought it would be a lark to visit my "alma mater."  Ha! Here I am outside of a Manhattan restaurant.  I had to pee so bad, I thought my kidneys would burst.  When I asked if I could use the toilet, I was told, "sorry, but it's for customers only."  I ended up pissing my new Farah slacks, and vowed then and there to destroy America.  - "Obama's Secret Diary," p.275. ”

5/21/2010 12:52:00 PM 4 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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DougT said...

"When they asked me for my passport, driver's license, birth certificate, or other form of identification before allowing me to vote, I pissed myself. I vowed never to allow that to happen to any illegal alien of color ever again. As I raised my tear-filled eyes to the sky, I beheld an omen - a harbinger of my future, if you will - a giant ACORN in the sky."

5/21/10, 3:29 PM
Chris said...

Don't you mean Farrah slacks, from the Farrah Fawcett line?

5/21/10, 11:11 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Hey Chris I excerpted from the diary. Blame Obama; he has no clue about American culture.

5/22/10, 9:33 AM
JMcD said...

Obanana thinks that 'farrah faucet' is the fly on his trousers

5/23/10, 3:15 AM

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