Friday, June 25, 2010

Pissants v. God

ANGRY IS NO MORE!
All it took was one complaint for the school district to make a small but significant change to diplomas that will be handed out at graduations this week.

For the first time in as long as anyone can remember, diplomas for New Haven high school students were printed without the phrase “in the year of our Lord.”

It’s a small change that could easily go unnoticed, but Superintendent of Schools Reginald Mayo feels it was a necessary one.

“It’s a religious thing,” he said Tuesday. Then, regarding the deleted language: “I’m surprised it took this long for someone to notice it. We certainly don’t want to offend anyone.”
-Full Monty

Boned Jello

Do I have to say it? And no, this is not a call for physical violence, but a metaphor for the extreme, but legal,  counter-action necessary, by normal people, to stop these pissant minorities from assulting us.  Shun them.  Drive them from office.  Fire them.  Don't employ them. Let your pets piss on their lawns. Moon them.  Don't invite them to the Christmas party.  Hire their kids to mow your lawn; file a 1099-MISC with the IRS. Hire a private detective to look for hidden secrets.  Seduce the men, then run to the hospital and report the rape.  Simple stuff like that.  But you can't shoot them, unless the law changes, or there's an insurrection.
nun Really, he means this in the good way. 

5 comments:

Reginald Mayo said...

I hope we didn't offend anyone... (sniff, & shake)

Kristophr said...

Some photo there.

A rabbit person with a blank gun.

I-RIGHT-I said...
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Vladtheimp said...

Donor
Contribution
Address
Reginald Mayo
Donation of $250 to Presidential elections 2008
Democrat
Reginald Mayo
Superintendent
City of New Haven
Updated
Q4/2007
Barack Obama
$250
435 STEVENSON RD
New Haven CT
Reginald Mayo
Donation of $100 to Presidential elections 2004
Democrat
Reginald Mayo

Updated
Q1/2004
Al Sharpton
$100
435 STEVENSON RD
New Haven CT

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Clap Clap Clap Inspector Detector! What a freaking surprise.

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