scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thursday, September 16, 2010
BMW
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Dad always said, "If it's got an apple (Adam's apple). It's got a banana."
- 9/16/10, 11:03 AM
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A boy wouldn't pee holding on a tree, a boy would be writing his name in the dirt by the side of the road.
(A man would be writing is name on the other side of the road) - 9/16/10, 11:14 AM
- Ride Fast said...
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Hell, I wouldn't even pull over.
- 9/16/10, 11:57 AM
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What the heck is she wearing, a gigantic tie?
c.umulus n.imbusi - 9/16/10, 1:37 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. - 9/16/10, 1:44 PM
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In the news:
Police had no difficulty locating BMW car thief, Betty Pennygretch, due to the trail of used
"GoGirl" feminine urination devices, left under trees along Route 9.
Officers Stankowski and O'Reilly caught up with Ms. Pennygretch as she was purchasing Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse and Boy's Life magazines at Ben's news stand in Unionville.
After appearing before magistrate Sam Windburn, she was released under her own recocknizance. - 9/16/10, 6:25 PM
- DougM said...
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She one'a 'em Crocodile Dundee bar-scene wimmin?
- 9/16/10, 7:51 PM