I think
I can feel Boxer's angst over losing royalty status. In Army
basic training at Fort Knox, I was designated "Platoon Guide" by
virtue of having taken ROTC in college. P-guides were brevetted
(rank without the pay) E-3 sergeants, and wore that rank on an arm
device. We had a good deal of power within the platoon. I decided
who to send on crap details; who cleaned the latrines; who didn't
get a weekend pass, etc. On the plus side, I was excused
from all details, and had access to the squad room bunk, which I
declined. Here's the the pertinent part.
After graduating from basic, everyone spent one last night before
heading home. Sargeant stripes were handed in, and for all
practical purposes nobody was in charge. The first indication of
possible peril ahead came when the real platoon sargeant held our last
formation (before taking off for his usual weekend of drunken revelry
in Louisville).
" I know some of you think this is
your opportunity to get even, but any person who attacks the
platoon guide will be recycled and go
through basic training again, without leave."
Before leaving he called me into his office. Gave me the key and
advised that I lock myself in that squad room for the
night. Holy S_it! I asked some or my friends whether they thought
I was going to get the crap kicked out of me, and they said not that we
know - but you know that such-and-such clique was aways giving you
trouble. In the end I stayed in my bunk over Bernie Schwartz, a
German national who lived in Canada but had a VW repair business in
Niagara Falls NY so got drafted into the US Army (he also
received a draft notice from the German army shortly after our basic
began). Morning came, and nobody had paid much attention to me at
all. There had been some commotion at the fourth
platoon. I heard the the platoon guide had the living crap beat
out of him; pillow case over his head. He really was an asshole
though. How about you Barby? Do your people really love and
respect you? Without your tiara?
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