Showing posts with label Boxer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boxer. Show all posts

Monday, August 29, 2016

'We're not all SENATORS!



Topic: White Water
Boxer Gaffe
Manager Chris Cannon Reveals How He Cleared Senator Boxer's Mind-Fog
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3702fdee4e8d.htm
Rep. Cannon Public Appearance
March 31, 1999 Freeweb

Here's the story (paraphrased): "Since the managers were positioned in front of the Democrats, I got to know a number of the other team's senators. During Lindsay Grahams closing statement, at one point he said something like:


'We are all SINNERS. . . . All are SINNERS and fall short of the glory of God,' given in his wonderful southern
drawl.

With this, Senator Boxer, who was seated right in front of me, suddenly became agitated.

'He's not a SENATOR,' she said. 'We're not all SENATORS . . . He's not a SENATOR,' she repeated several times.

 Finally I told her that Lindsay was saying "We're all SINNERS, not all SENATORS." Of course after the impeachment vote there seems little difference between the two, even if most people are not nearly as confused as Senator Boxer was (is).


Posted by: Freeweb (emailname) *
03/31/99 21:02:38 PST 


 Found in a box of old files

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

When you wish upon a star ....

Res Ipsa Loquitur 




Ron Metzger

5:14 PM (14 hours ago)

When your favorite dreams come true:
Only problem is that Peloosey isn’t in there with ‘em.

And Lynch.

And Boxer.


Unplugged
ROLLOVER

Sorry Ron; Boxer never laughs

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Call Me BeenaroundwayTOOLONG





      


     
Call Me Senator - From David Zucker

 
If you remember the verbal exchanges a few years ago, between Senator Barbara Boxer (D) CA and the Army Brigadier General, when she asked him to call her Senator instead of Ma'am (because she'd worked so hard to get her title), you'll love this little video!!
 

Metzher & CuzzinRicky

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Roasting Barbara Boxer



Roasting Barbara Boxer
Sen. Boxer: GOP bill will kill 8,100 Americans



Roasting Barbara Boxer

Barbara Boxer, a moving testament to just how fricking stupid are the majority of Californians.




Thursday, December 08, 2011

Barbara Boxer, 'nuff said, ....

GREEN CRAP

Sen. Boxer to climate-change deniers: ‘You are endangering humankind’

Sigh
Barbara Boxer Clears Her Throat

“The message I have for climate deniers is this: you are endangering humankind,” Boxer said during a press conference in the Capitol. “It is time for climate deniers to face reality, because the body of evidence is overwhelming and the world’s leading scientists agree.”

What can one add anymore when addressing this carbuncled twat?  If anything happens to Patty Murray, Boxer will have exclusive claim to "Dumbest Senator."  The game is over you miserable crone!   In fact, the AGW argument has been so transparently a contrivance of political fascists that anyone who EVER embraced and promoted it, EVER, ought be proscribed from holding any position that demands clear thinking.

What's that?


Oh my.  I forgot that the two GOP front runners ... joined Boxer ... .  Ahem.  Newt's promise yesterday to make John Bolton Sec/State is awfully, awfully enticing.  But how can we be assured that he is really of sound mind and judgment in other critical areas?  Sigh. 



Monday, November 01, 2010

BOXER - WHOA!

How to use your power as a senator to send
$8 million in cold cash to your son, by Barbara Boxer
 (D-CA). Also: The Hill scrubs story from website

What makes the story timely is that the federal government just a couple of weeks ago was compelled to declare the land that Boxer’s son had purchased on behalf of the Indian casino a reservation, effectively killing the local zoning and lawsuits that had tied the project up in knots for most of the past decade. - Doug Ross
Boned Jello
PS- Doug also has the best pictures from Jon Stewart's rally.


Friday, October 15, 2010

It's a wonder she can work her mouth with all that Botox ...

BOXER: I've voted for trillions of
dollars in tax cuts, including the stimulus!
Boxer without Botox Let's not allow our personal animus for this b_tch keep us from enjoying the movie. Take a deep breath, and remember --
  1. Everybody in this room, nay, the entirety of the United States (some don't care)  know she's a stone liar who says anything that suits her purpose.
  2. She's so over the top here, it's a wonder Wolf Blitzer's head didn't fall off after she spun it 180º. It's truly wondrous.
  3. She says "I've been there!" - several times  (twenty-eight years in fact, which of course is the problem). 
  4. Another place this septuagenarian hag has been, obviously, is to the Botox clinic where massive quantities were  required to plump up that fetid flesh to the point where pints of Vaseline smeared over the camera lens could work its magic.
  5. Carly Fiorina kicked her bony ass.
Enjoy.  Laugh.  Revel in her discomfiture.  Stick pins in her likeness.



Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Bixer & Code Pink


CodePink and Boxer
On returning home from their trip to Fallujah Code Pink founder Medea Benjamin told reporters:

    “I don’t know of any other case in history in which the parents of fallen soldiers collected medicine … for the families of the ‘other side’,” said Medea Benjamin, the founding director of Global Exchange, a human rights group. “It is a reflection of a growing movement in the United States … opposed to the unjust nature of this war,” she said.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Barbara Boxer's panic

No soft lens for you Boxer
If Fiorina beats Boxer, liberalism will suffer a grievous defeat
You know, like, I don’t want to go back to the days when thousands of people died every day because they had no insurance.

Temporary sgt.I think I can feel Boxer's angst over losing royalty status.  In Army basic training at Fort Knox,  I was designated "Platoon Guide" by virtue of having taken ROTC in college.  P-guides were brevetted (rank without the pay) E-3 sergeants, and wore that rank on an arm device. We had a good deal of power within the platoon.  I decided who to send on crap details; who cleaned the latrines;  who didn't get a weekend pass, etc.  On the plus side,  I was excused from all details, and had access to the squad room bunk, which I declined.   Here's the  the pertinent part. 

After graduating from basic, everyone spent one last night before heading home.  Sargeant stripes were handed in, and for all practical purposes nobody was in charge.  The first indication of possible peril ahead came when the real platoon sargeant held our last formation (before taking off for his usual weekend of drunken revelry in Louisville).

" I know some of you think this is your opportunity to get even, but any person who attacks the platoon guide will be recycled and go through basic training again, without leave."

Before leaving he called me into his office.  Gave me the key and advised that I lock myself  in that squad room for the night.  Holy S_it! I asked some or my friends whether they thought I was going to get the crap kicked out of me, and they said not that we know - but you know that such-and-such clique was aways giving you trouble.  In the end I stayed in my bunk over Bernie Schwartz, a German national who lived in Canada but had a VW repair business in Niagara Falls NY so got drafted into the US Army (he also  received a draft notice from the German army shortly after our basic began).  Morning came, and nobody had paid much attention to me at all.  There had been some commotion  at the fourth platoon.  I heard the the platoon guide had the living crap beat out of him; pillow case over his head.  He really was an asshole though. How about you Barby?  Do your people really love and respect you?  Without your tiara?
 

Monday, September 13, 2010

Carly of Arc

Congregatio pro Doctrina Fide

Boned Jello
After Carly Fiorina won California's Republican Senate  primary, many analysts expected her to shake off her conservative mantle and make a lunge for the moderate middle in the general election against liberal incumbent Sen. Barbara Boxer.

That's not how it has played out.


It's been an article of faith for conservatives, that when Republican candidates run as conservatives, they win.  When they succumb to the GOP ruling class riptides, they lose. Say Amen and sing Hallelujah!

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Baba Dooby-doob

This Explains a Lot
Please call me 'Senator Groovy' dude.
Boned Jello
I know what you're saying.
"But Rodge, it was Boxer's senior aide who got busted smuggling dope into her office." 
Right. And just who the hell supplies this twit with her talking points, and questions to ask during committee hearings? 

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Boxer in a sack


Senator Barbara Boxer:
serving in the military is like
being a member of Congress"

 
... and please call me Admiral Boxer. I've
worked hard for that, ya friggin swabbies!


Sunday, June 20, 2010

Hang Boxer - out to dry

California Senate:
Carly Fiorina VS. Barbara Boxer

But if you want to talk about "gaffes" (a term I use loosely) let’s take a look at Boxer’s greatest hits. First on the docket is Boxer’s recent claim that, “carbon pollution leading to climate change will be over the next 20 years the leading cause of conflict, putting our troops in harm’s way.” Forget about terrorists, CO2 is now our greatest national security threat.

Last December at the height of the ObamaCare debate, Boxer compared abortion to Viagra ––


  Richard Allen Boxer
I liken my emotions here to the way I felt while following the 1996 trial of Richard Allen Davis, the monster who kidnapped and murdered 12-year-old Polly Klaas in 1993.  We knew to a certainty he was guilty; he taunted the Klaas family during his trail; yet ... ? This was a California jury after all. From the same jury pool that somehow pronounced O.J. Simpson innocent just months earlier. If you read this article, you'll feel the same way. Will Boxer's jury do the right thing and send her to political Hell? Or will they let her keep playing in the sand?

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Boxer_monster

L.A. Times Declines to Endorse
Sen. Boxer in California Primary


Boxer_monster

I wanted to save this story's picture of Boxer, evidently taken between daily Botox injections, and after the pins keeping her jowls from flopping were removed.  Look what FOX NEWS named the picture.