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Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Deus Ex Renaldo Maximus

A sign from God

WASHINGTON (AP) - The presidential seal has fallen off President Barack Obama's podium and clattered to the stage as Obama delivered a speech to Fortune magazine's "Most Powerful Women Summit" Tuesday at Carnegie Mellon Auditorium in Washington

According to the AP, when Obama heard the crowd sniggering, he thought it was response to his rapier-like teleprompted wit. When he realized it was because his presidential seal had, ominously in my view, fallen off, he did what comes naturally. Blame someone. In this case "the staffer who hung the seal on the front of the lectern so precariously."

Of course, we all instinctively know what really happened. Don't we?

Rodger the Real King of France 10/06/2010 09:04:00 AM 8 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

8 comments:

Anonymous said...: Well done RKOF. You are getting good at photochoppin Rodg. I am impressed and it could not have been more appropriate for Reagan to be holding it. He was the finest example of a President in recent memory. Some had guts, some had brains and some had charisma but, Reagan sums it all up in one package. I loved the man and when they sent him to his final reward and all the people along the way felt the same it really choked me up (and still does).

Rodg you do a great service to the Barn Army and for that I salute you.

Bolivar; 10/6/10, 9:12 AM
Anonymous said...: What is the Barn Army, and if it involves taking back our country from these libtards, how do I join up?; 10/6/10, 9:25 AM
Anonymous said...: You're already in anon. You just don't know it. Just meet at the barn when Rog says so.

Casca; 10/6/10, 10:05 AM
SFAOV Sgsaur said...: Anon:

What Casca said - and bring your pitchfork, torch, beer & BBQ.; 10/6/10, 12:34 PM
Anonymous said...: Don't forget the rope, Sgsaur. We're going to need lots of rope.
GrinfilledCelt; 10/6/10, 3:00 PM
Cheesy said...: "The staffer who hung the seal on the front of the lectern attached it stupidly"; 10/6/10, 3:27 PM
Anonymous said...: The staffer is also a member of the barn army and doesn't know it either, but he has been an inspiration to us all this day. Pass the hat, buy him a beer.; 10/6/10, 5:42 PM
cmblake6 said...: Help us Zombie Reagan, you're our only hope!; 10/6/10, 8:48 PM

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Deus Ex Renaldo Maximus

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