scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Saturday, October 02, 2010
Franken and Grayson
When life imitates idiots
Yesterday
reader "on prozac" brought
yet another Alan Grayson video to my attention. I almost skipped
it, having already posted some of the Florida democrat's outrageous
crap. I did watch however, and truly thought it was a comedy skit
like the Pete Tagliani/
Winfield Adcock skit Franken & Davis (yes, that Franken) did
on an early SNL show. It's not; this is no parody.
[ dissolve to Al as Tagliani, seated at desk ]
Pete Tagliani: Hi! I'm Pete Tagliani! I want you to help me unseat
Winfield Adcock in the upcoming Fifth Congressional election, so I can
go to Washington to slash taxes! Now, HOW am I gonna slash taxes? By
making the FAT CATS pay their fair share! Now, I have here... [ he
holds up a folder ] Winfield Adcock's 1968 tax return! A year in which
he earned over $400,000... but paid... [ he looks ] twenty-six cents in
income tax. Now this FAT CAT is RIPPING you off! And I say it's time we
send a man to Washington... who's gonna work for the hardworking
taxpayer like you! And I say... I'm that man. So vote for me: Pete
Tagliani. You'll be glad you did!
[
fade to black, come up on "ADCOCK: He Hates High Taxes" screen ]
Announcer: The following is a paid political message by the We Need
Adcock Committee.
[ dissolve to Tom as Adcock, seated in chair ]
Winfield Adcock: Hello. I'm Congressman Winfield Adcock, your
representative from the Fifth District, and this year I'm running for
re-election. Already, my opponent, Pete [ purposefully mispronounced ]
Tag-li-o-ni... has stooped to the lowest level of mudslinging, by
accusing ME of financial misconduct. [ reaches for a folder marked
EVIDENCE ] Well, I have here... documented evidence proving my
innocence. It is indeed surprising to hear charges -- SCURRILOUS
charges -- such as these, coming from a man who's himself of low moral
character! Mr. Tag-li-o-ni controls all of the city's massage parlors
and porno houses, a position he's gained through his lifelong
connections with the mob and the recording industry! I say vote for me,
Winfield Adcock! I hate high taxes!
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