Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Dennis and the Olive Pit

The Pits

My wife says my hickeys are hideous

Soon to be gerrymandered out of his Ohio House seat,  Rep. Dennis Kucinich shows a group of lawyers the olive pit that attacked him in the House cafeteria.  The winning bidder, Andrew R. Young, from the firm Nurenberg, Paris, Heller & McCarthy,  promised Kucinich a $150,000 judgment, and a Waring blender, while charging just a 30% champerty fee.  A lot of this is hearsay, but Kucinich is such an asshat it's hard to know which part. 

1/26/2011 10:33:00 PM 6 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Shame it didn't hit him between the eyes instead of his tooth.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

1/27/11, 12:08 AM
Chuck Martel said...

A tooth isn't worth $150K. $1,500? Maybe.

1/27/11, 4:53 AM
Anonymous said...

Chuck, you're never going to make it in this lawyering biz.

Casca

1/27/11, 10:14 AM
Anonymous said...

Isn't it one of the cardinal rules when eating out that you never screw with the people who handle your food?

So he wins against the Congressional Cafeteria, then what? His next meal comes with extra spit.

1/27/11, 11:00 AM
Cheesy said...

Too bad the MFCS didn't choke on it.

1/27/11, 12:39 PM
pdwalker said...

"First we kill all the lawyers..."

I'm sure that's a quote of ancient wisdom from somewhere I've read before.

1/30/11, 6:56 PM

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