Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A Real Heartbreaking Choker

Geezers Have Needs Too

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A woman is in a coma.
 
Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her.
 
They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
 
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.
 
The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
 
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.
 
The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says,
 
"I think she choked."

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Cuzzin Ricky
1/12/2011 11:13:00 AM 5 Comments

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JMcD said...

I got an e mail about this blizzard:

"Just got off the phone with a friend in North Dakota. He said
that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window all day. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in."

1/12/11, 11:35 AM
Anonymous said...

The husband religiously reads to her each day, but one day, as he's rearranging her pillows, he brushes her breast, and she responds. Excitedly he runs into the passageway, finds a doc, tells his story and asks what to do. The doc suggests that he fondle the other breast. So he does, and she responds again. Then the doc suggests that he try oral sex. Five minutes later he walks from the room with tears streaming down his face. "What happened" says the doc. "She's dead", says the husband... "she choked".

Casca

1/12/11, 11:36 AM
Snackeater said...

A woman's husband had been in and out of a coma for several months, but she refused to leave his bedside. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When we lost the house, you never left me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...you know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."

1/12/11, 7:52 PM
Walt said...

. . . and he thought, "well, I've never done anything like this but maybe a little just before she goes," and he went down on her. But she seemed a little better, after. So he did it again, the next evening, and she improved. And by the fifth evening, she had completely recovered and was to be released from the hospital, and she said, aren't you glad we discovered they new health aid? And he replied, oh yes, but I'm just a little sad about it. If only I had known, then, Mom would be alive today.

Okay, I'm sorry.

1/12/11, 9:01 PM
pdwalker said...

*GROAN*

1/13/11, 1:36 AM

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