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My precious German Shepard doggie once poked his cold wet nose under my bathrobe one frigid morning. Being pretty smart, he never did that again.
Woke me up real damn fast.
Brigadier Major mike
"Once upon a time long ago a DC-3 charter flight was taking some football fans back home from a game in Pittsburgh. The flight had two stewardesses. One new the other experienced. The flight ran into some turbulence but the passangers were happy and somewhat liquored up so they didn't mind. The new stewardess when forward to talk to the pilot and copilot and braced herself in the doorway with her legs spread wide. A bald passenger crawled up and lifted his head up between her legs. She jumped and was mortified. She was in tears when she told the sr. stew about it. The sr. stew waited a bit then went forward with some coffee for the pilots. She the assumed the braced position in the door way. Sure enough the passenger couldn't resist. When he raised his head up between her legs, she clamped her legs together and executed a sharp right face. Not further passanger problems for the rest of the flight."
This may mark me forever as a Pig (as in: "All men are PIGS!") but I cannot help but wonder why pictured dog is not enjoying a "breezy day" roll-over.
Sorry, but then, that's why I'm an E-rating in the Barn Army and not an O-rating. Not an officer; certainly not a gentleman.
You know,that has to be a pretty old dog to remember Jack Benny.
While I'd appreciate a rollover, because the girls look pretty good, but a dog is more about the smell and the sound that what he sees. I think though that my imagination of what happens when the dog makes his move exceeds what you could do online without reallly upseting people.
Oink!
The dog don't know squat about Jack Benny. He's a dog. That's what I saw, (Jack Benny's patented pause) in my mind's eye when I saw the look in Fido's eye.
Hey, I never said I was cerebral.