The Greatest Obit Ever - DIBS! (I had to check my pulse to see if I was still alive) |
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Monday, February 07, 2011
Best Obit Ever
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Totally the best obit ever written. I am stealing, too. I would have loved to be Fred's one friend.
Buzz D - 2/7/11, 1:37 PM
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For real. He lived near me.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 2/7/11, 2:01 PM
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Very nice! Change a location here, change a name there and it will work for me too. Not exactly a last will but definitely a testament.
- 2/7/11, 2:33 PM
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Classic. I'm making a copy of this to act as a model for my own. I doubt, however, that my Lovely Bride would allow it to be published.
Brigadier Major Mike - 2/7/11, 2:35 PM
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Are you sure he is dead? You didn't see his death certificate.
- 2/7/11, 3:09 PM
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Based on the roll over part of him's O.K.
Tim - 2/7/11, 3:40 PM
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Please tell me it's not Fred Reed
(fredoneverything.net) - 2/7/11, 3:54 PM
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Are you sure he is dead?
Quite sure. I'll just say again, he lived near me, the obit is for real, and he's gone. I'll say nothing further to respect his family's privacy.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 2/7/11, 5:11 PM
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Fred Reed, (fredoneverything.net),
is an admirer of Joan Baez.
No thanks. - 2/7/11, 5:29 PM
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Couldn't have been Fred Reed....Fred Reed is an admirer of Joan Baez.
- 2/7/11, 7:29 PM
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Couldn't have been Fred Reed
He's in Mexico somewhere, not Midlothian. - 2/7/11, 9:47 PM