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Thursday, March 03, 2011

Chia Head HS

Mascots

Joe Biden has been trying to have a school named after him, without success.

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But, as ABC News' Karen Travers reports, residents in Delaware's Brandywine School District on Tuesday voted against a bid to name a newly-build elementary school after the Veep, who represented the state for 36 years in the Senate.

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Obama already has six schools named for him. I'm trying to think how I'd react if my High School was renamed for him? And what would be an appropriate mascot name?

Wetbacks
Prompters
Mau-Maus (gramps was a mau-mau)
Red Menace
Men of Steel (think!)

Biden is harder.

Plagiarists
Chia Heads
Nimrods (AWK)
Assholes (now I'm being silly, but not this silly)

Obama HS Polo Team Field

Rodger the Real King of France 3/03/2011 11:27:00 AM 22 Comments

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22 comments:

Anonymous said...: What is the mascot? The Biden Bigfuckingdeals?; 3/3/11, 11:32 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: We have a winnah!; 3/3/11, 11:43 AM
Annoying Mike said...: FYI. Fisher High School is the Bunnies and its grade school is the Scotties. And yes, I'm serious.; 3/3/11, 11:49 AM
BlogDog said...: Gotta watch out for the Biden Bigfuckingdeals. They'll keep training and plugging away until they manage to win one for the hoper.; 3/3/11, 11:58 AM
BlogDog said...: Annoying Mike, I have a friend from Ft. Collins, CO whose school teams were the Lambkins. Seriously.; 3/3/11, 11:59 AM
Anonymous said...: Well there's been a winner declared already so this is submitted in hopes of runner up: The Villagers.

The H Comet; 3/3/11, 12:25 PM
Guffaw in AZ said...: Scottsdale (AZ) Community College student body voted some years back that combative names were stupid, so they became THE ARTICHOKES.; 3/3/11, 12:39 PM
Anonymous said...: Nickname for the Biden School: the StandupChucks.

Somebody had to say it.

- One Man Gang; 3/3/11, 1:36 PM
Gayle Miller said...: The Plugs!; 3/3/11, 2:06 PM
Anonymous said...: AZ George, it's because Scottsdale CC started as a culinary institute.

RAK; 3/3/11, 2:12 PM
TimO said...: Biden doesnt deserve a school named after him, but maybe a short bus...; 3/3/11, 2:36 PM
USMC2841 said...: David A. Boody High School in Brooklyn at one time had a pirate for a mascot. A coworker of mine, who had graduated from there, never put it together that they were the Boody Pirates.; 3/3/11, 3:03 PM
SherryM said...: The Gaffers or the Hair Plugs.

SherryM; 3/3/11, 3:31 PM
Chuck Martel said...: It's too bad the banana slug is already taken.; 3/3/11, 3:49 PM
Helly said...: Biden is harder.

Well sure, if you take The Barking Moonbats off the table.

Otherwise, not so much.; 3/3/11, 4:37 PM
Webrider said...: Little town here on outskirts of Austin name of Hutto has a mascot named the Hippos. First time I heard that, all I could think of was the dancing hippo ballerinas in Disney's Fantasia. I've never been to one of their sports contests though, so I can't report on the appearance of the cheerleaders.; 3/3/11, 11:02 PM
Alear said...: The Fister Sisters; 3/3/11, 11:22 PM
Chuck said...: Obama HS: The Massai Tribe
Biden Middle School: The Godloveyas.; 3/4/11, 3:27 AM
Melissa "Darla" In Texas said...: Webrider, I used to live in the DFW area. Frisco's football team was named the Raccoons. The water tower was painted with GO 'COONS! until someone complained it was racist. For the life of me I do not know what they renamed the team.; 3/4/11, 8:21 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Melissa, that is today's "Niggardly Award" winner.; 3/4/11, 9:39 AM
Cheesy said...: If Joe can't find a school to be named after, there's a new sewage treatment plant down here that needs a name...; 3/4/11, 11:51 AM
Steve in Greensboro said...: The Biden H.S. Dumbasses

The Obama H.S. Urkels; 3/5/11, 5:13 AM

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Chia Head HS

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