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Sunday, March 06, 2011
14 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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In the inimitable words of Shaggy..."Zoiks!!!"
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3/6/11, 12:46 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Then again, she could always lose weight...but I'll always be ugly. :-P
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3/6/11, 12:48 PM
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Mom said...
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Amazing that you turned this down! Surely even the most possessive wife would want her hubby to capitalize on a fabulous opportunity like this.
- Raincityjazz in Seattle. -
3/6/11, 1:34 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
Brigadier Major Mike
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3/6/11, 1:36 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Could be worse, could have said, "I want to fuck you over."
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3/6/11, 2:29 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Rodger, You may want to reconsider. With some KY, there are many opportunities there.
(Runs for bunker)
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
3/6/11, 2:34 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Reminds me of the Rabbi's shocked reply, "Out of what"?
Casca -
3/6/11, 2:52 PM
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toadold said...
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To paraphrase Ron White:
"Plastic surgery, exercise, and diet, can cure a lot of things on a woman, but it can't fix stupid."
Also rolling her might require a hoist and a fork lift.
If she becomes infatuated she might boil more than just your rabbit if you try to get away.
As a side note while intelligence is nice is can't make up for an evil character. Imagine that chick's looks an Hillary's character. -
3/6/11, 3:08 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Look on the bright side , You'd have heat in the winter , and shade in the summer ! ; ) > SMIBSID
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3/6/11, 7:42 PM
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Ralph Gizzip said...
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Good God! She'd have to make two trips to haul ass.
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3/6/11, 9:44 PM
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rickn8or said...
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MoSup objects to you performing acts of charity??
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3/6/11, 11:36 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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no ... my lack of tentacles that I faked with oranges when we were dating.
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3/7/11, 8:40 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Me not so horny now. Ugg!
Kelly -
3/7/11, 10:15 AM
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Cheesy said...
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"The Japs cut my tentacles off in 1944"
Those sushi-loving bastards! -
3/7/11, 7:44 PM
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