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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Cat Burgled
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9 comments:
- pdwalker said...
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Oh yes, he's come to visit many a time.
Biggest theft? a whole chicken. - 4/13/11, 12:24 PM
- BlogDog said...
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Kind of ham-fisted for a cat burglar....
- 4/13/11, 12:50 PM
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Someday scientists will discover a nerve that runs from a cat's nose to its stomach, bypassing its brain. Even the most well-mannered cats can revert to a primal state in the presence of certain smells.
- 4/13/11, 2:52 PM
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When I was dating my wife nearly 4 decades ago, their family had this beat-up alley cat named Chugger that took a pile of carved Thanksgiving turkey exactly the same way.
- 4/13/11, 3:16 PM
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On my father in law's last birthday, before his death 6 months later, my wife made an 8 pound leg of lamb for him. I was at a boy scout meeting and pulled into the driveway just after my wife had. She got out of the car with two roasted chickens from the grocery store. Seems that our friend's dog, our dog, and our cat conspired to get the leg of lamb off the counter and scarf it up, not even leaving a grease spot on the floor. This though, in our house there's only a wall in the kitchen part of the kitchen/dining room. No one heard a sound.
- 4/13/11, 5:41 PM
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Although our pooch will rob an occasional steak or two off the counter when were not looking, she gets more meat, more often with a dramatic heartwarming staredown at every dinnertime meal.
marcm - 4/13/11, 5:51 PM
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Great Dane took a Thanksgiving turkey off the stove where it was cooling. I was called into the other room for a phone call. wasn't gone 30 sec . only a few bite marks so we washed it off and ate it anyway.
- 4/13/11, 8:44 PM
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Is that a partially unrolled condom, standing just to the cat's right of the cutting board?
- 4/14/11, 12:12 AM
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Yes anon, that is exactly what it is, albeit the old school version.
Casca - 4/14/11, 5:37 AM