Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Here's yur passport

New passport rules will keep you grounded (forever)
 
Lowering an iron curtain 100 yards at a time

Don't believe me? Check out the proposed new passport requirements: "Form DS-5513 asks for all addresses since birth; lifetime employment history including employer's  and supervisors names, addresses, and telephone numbers; personal details of all siblings; mother's address one year prior to your birth; any 'religious ceremony' around the time of birth; and a variety of other information." [State Dept. wants to make it harder to get a passport]
People way sager than I have deduced that if God did not exist, he'd have to be invented.  I find myself more and more  thinking the same about Osama bin-Laden.  It's not al Qaeda that's winning; it's one-world government. If you, like me, wondered how it was that hundreds of Nazi victims would march right up to the precipice, and wait to  be shot - with no effort to resist ... .  I think we're living the dream.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gonna be easier to get a security clearance than a passport when they're done. Visit Canada on a "need-to-know" basis?

Jess said...

I think Obama should be the first to fill it out. It would be interesting reading, at the least.

Anonymous said...

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So, it will be several orders of magnatude harder to get a passport than it was for the commie kenyan wetback to become potus..???

bullseye

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Anonymous said...

What else will get you to stop traveling?
High fuel costs.
Harassment by government goons known as the TSA.
Government pushing public transportation (high speed rail)
All the green initiatives.

Anonymous said...

I have federal government clearance to be in power plants all around the country. They only ask your addresses in the last 5 years, I believe. Even that's pretty goddamn rediculous when you consider that people who work on those plants are generally moved around a lot.

Wabano said...

"I think Obama should be the first to fill it out. It would be interesting reading, at the least."

You mean Obama Bin Laden, right? Maybe that's Barry's real name after all(Osama has 40 brothers)...who know...in fifty years, we'll find out, like who was the real employers of Rasputin, Trotsky and Lenin(The Kaizer's secret police).

Kristophr said...

That passport rule is for people who don't have a long form birth certificate, or got a certificate of live birth more than a year after they were born.

The rule allows the State Department to lawfully issue Obama, or any other unlawful alien, a passport.

This is why you should oppose it.

lip said...

Comrade, why do you want to leave anyways?

Anonymous said...

"You mean Obama Bin Laden, right?"

No, I mean Barak al-Hussein bin Obama.

Helly said...

i New passport rules will keep you grounded (forever)

So now I won't be able to visit France, China, Bolivia, and Mexico. When, exactly, do we get to the bad part?

DougM said...

Anon-1,
Yep, even a DD Form-398 doesn't cover a number of these topics.

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