| Physicist: Woman's Boobs &
Underwire Bra Good As Seismograph at Detecting Quakes! |
Casca |
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Home Quake Detector
2 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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They're great for parties too.
Casca -
8/24/11, 4:47 PM
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DougM said...
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Boobies naturally exhibit synchronous motion at different frequencies, depending on their size, mass distribution, etc. What you need is a wide variety of boobage on hand, then calibrate each of their natural frequencies and gain. During an earthquake, all's you need to do, then, is note whose pastie tassels are rotating and how much. Voilà!
Note: due to individual variation, each one must be calibrated separately.
Caution: the old method of using sudsy water and a pane of glass is unreliable due to the unpredictable motion-damping effects of the flesh/water/glass interface.
(What? Well, just explain that it's all in the interest of science.) -
8/24/11, 6:33 PM
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