Saturday, September 24, 2011

Al Gore Al Gore Sitting in a Tree ...

A very inconvenient truth:
Al Gore Al Gore Sitting in a Tree
LY—  LY—  I-N-G


Despite Gore successfully getting speakers including Renee Zellweger to make appearances, website 'Watts Up With That?' has revealed that internet viewing figures were way below those reported by Gore.

Using web traffic information to estimate visitor numbers, the website said that even 17,000 viewers was possibly generous.
Moveon.gore


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't care what else is on the bill. I WILL be at his execution.

Casca

SoylentGreen said...

Nice, Casca. As Clarence Darrow once said, "I've never killed any one, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices."

rickn8or said...

That's something I've always detested about OwlGore. He's a liar, yes, but he's not a GOOD liar. (As in "Yes, I believe you're stupid enough to believe this.")

And with such a sterling mentor for eight years, too.

Anonymous said...

He's the kind of sumbitch that you hear he died and once a day you call his office asking to speak with him. Eventually the secretary recognizes your voice and asks why you keep calling when you know he'd dead, and you say, I know, but I just get such a kick out of hearing it.

Sir H the Comet

WV = "recul". Not if you do cul them right the first time.

Alear said...

Twain or Churchill, who can tell the difference:

" I didn't go to his funeral, but I was in favor of it."

hmpinney said...

considering all the pounds bloated gore-zilla has put on since leaving the naval observatory, shouldn't there be an outcry about his prodigious calorie footprint on the planet?

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