Fido and some honey works too ...

JFC! Another damned entitlement. Ladies, Get the sexual satisfaction you deserve

“ ” I am not making this up.  Last night a commercial came on for ZESTRA  ( After applying Zestra to the clitoris and labia, the effects – the Zestra Rush™ – begin for most women within 3 to 5 minutes and last for up to 45 minutes.).  I know, another expensive substitute for two martinis and a vibrator.  This is how the commercial ended, "Get the sexual satisfaction you deserve." This is like what happened with N'awlins after the hurricane.  Instead of rolling up shirt sleeves and commencing with the  rebuilding,  people,  used to nanny gummint entitlements, sat around whining about FEMA not reacting quickly enough with their free stuff..  Same thing.    Deserve?  Hey— I deserve a Bugatti Veyron. Am I gong to get it?  Hell no. Not unless I build it myself. Sheesh.