Thursday, September 29, 2011

Fido and some honey works too ...

JFC! Another damned entitlement.
Ladies, Get the sexual satisfaction you deserve




Zestra Pleasure
I am not making this up.  Last night a commercial came on for ZESTRA  ( After applying Zestra to the clitoris and labia, the effects – the Zestra Rush™ – begin for most women within 3 to 5 minutes and last for up to 45 minutes.).  I know, another expensive substitute for two martinis and a vibrator.  This is how the commercial ended, "Get the sexual satisfaction you deserve."

This is like what happened with N'awlins after the hurricane.  Instead of rolling up shirt sleeves and commencing with the  rebuilding,  people,  used to nanny gummint entitlements, sat around whining about FEMA not reacting quickly enough with their free stuff..  Same thing.    Deserve?  Hey— I deserve a Bugatti Veyron. Am I gong to get it?  Hell no. Not unless I build it myself. Sheesh.


5 comments:

JMcD said...

patented blend of botanical oils makes a great 'sees her' salad

Anonymous said...

lol, just noticed that fifi was humping the leg. That explains so much.

Casca

Anonymous said...

Is that why our Yorkie sleeps all day?

rickn8or said...

Starting to feel a little obsolete here...

Anonymous said...

From just 2 1/2 beers? La cheapa!

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