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Earthquake?  What Earthquake? NUCLEAR STRIKES AGAINST UNDERGROUND BASES

“ Aha!  The Israelis did Iran, Right? NO. Recently, these sources informed him that the earthquakes that occurred in Colorado and the Washington DC area, surrounding August 22nd and 23rd, were, in fact, apparently nuclear strikes against underground military facilities.   [These underground bases] have been built by the US government, ostensibly since the early 1960s, at the cost of trillions of dollars of undocumented taxpayer money that is going into these “black projects.” Oh crap.  What about Iran?  I'm switching channels here boss. ”   "Ed" in comments