Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Twin Jokes

Friday, September 30, 2011

Twin Jokes

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A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.
Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.

** I'm calling this SFW on the grounds that NOBODY can point to salacious content here.

Rodger the Real King of France 9/30/2011 03:54:00 PM 9 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

9 comments:

Anonymous said...: C'mon Man, the tits are't bad. She's a good diet, a tummytuck, and a hysterectomy away from being a sports model.

Casca

P.S. True aficionados will insist on a vaginal rejuvenation too.; 9/30/11, 4:15 PM
I-RIGHT-I said...: I'm not feeling very well. I think I need about sixteen Coronittas to settle my stomach. Of course after that I'll probably agree with Casca and then I'll be right back to where I started. Noth'ns easy anymore.; 9/30/11, 4:59 PM
Anonymous said...: Ahhhh, the cycle of life.

Casca; 9/30/11, 6:04 PM
Anonymous said...: Flight Engineers and Ordnancemen would be on that like a duck on a june bug.
Tim; 9/30/11, 7:27 PM
Alear said...: Does she have a sister?; 9/30/11, 8:04 PM
Wabano said...: Flight Engineer?
Of course, tradition went that the younger Stew was assigned to the Cappie,
her sister had Bubba but the Head Stew had her hooks on the Wrench...
They both looked like the huffer anyway!; 10/1/11, 12:11 AM
Cheesy said...: Does she have a sister?
Yeah, she looks like
Marge...; 10/1/11, 9:20 AM
Anonymous said...: If she gets a tummy tuck those puppies will be resting on her knees...

x; 10/1/11, 12:01 PM
Ten Mile Island said...: Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
.; 10/2/11, 2:25 PM

Friday, September 30, 2011

Twin Jokes

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