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Is there anything Modern Mechanix didn't know?
I guess the "lady" who lived upstairs from me in '65 didn't read this. Rites of passage.
I've heard it said that a slut is a woman with the mores of a man.
The best thing to do when you find out is to pay your buddy the fifty bucks and never make such a foolish bet again.
Will alum restore my hymen?
Nope.
Will a time machine restore my hymen?
Sure thing, kid. Step into my parlor.
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Remember the Alum Hole!
Tim
Oh, Tim. Say it ain't so. ;)
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Referred to in Britain as "aluminimum".
Alum added to drywall mud will let it set-up quicker so you can sand sooner.
Outside of that ladies, just go with the honey.
When I was checking out books from the adult section of the public Library, the librarians indulged me and got careless. I remember checking out a book about fliers in the 1920's. One guy was considering marriage to a non-virgin but had his doubts and was asking a more experienced friend about it. His friend said, "Your better off with a non-virgin. I avoid virgins like the plague. It is too tricky, messy, and time consuming trying to make sure they enjoy the experience. A virgin can turn out to be a royal controlling bitch. Go for the character not the hymen."
Of course it took me some research to find out what hymen was.
Recipe:
1/3 alum - tighter for the peter
1/3 honey - sweeter for the eater
1/3 chicken fat - finger licking good
Nail her sister. Even Steven.
And exactly how did the groom determine this ... unless he was not a virgin?