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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Last Call She wanted a stallion — but, you know, the "any port in a storm" thing |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Lucky duck.
A horse and a duck went into a bar. The horse told the bartender that he was a doctor, the duck said quack.
Best I could do on such short notice.
Buzz D
"If you've seen one, then you've seen them all."
"Yeah, but this one is eating my popcorn"
Mares eat ducks?
I thought maresydotes.
(sorry)
Sarah Jessica Parker walked into a bar. The bar tender says, "Why the long face?"
A horse walks into a bar .... But I repeat myself.
Damn. I wanted to do the Sarah Jessica Parker joke. BTW, Tony Bourdaine refers to horses he sees in the show as SJP.
Wait ... is that Michelle Obama?
Because there should be a horse's ass around there, somewhere.