Monday, November 07, 2011

Men's Warehouse, the Barbra Streisand of the Corporate World.

Sir Winston Churchill
"An Appeaser is One Who Feeds a Crocodile, Hoping It Will Eat Him Last" 

Last night, a reporter for the Contra Costa Times and Oakland Tribune photographed a surprising sign in the window of the Men’s Warehouse Oakland store
Men's Warehouse Sides With Political Left


The sign reads “We stand with the 99%. Closed Wednesday November 2.”

That’s the day the Occupy Wall Street movement in Oakland called for a general strike.

Men’s Warehouse is a publicly traded corporation (MW on the New York Stock Exchange) that takes in over $2 billion a year selling suits, with a net profit of over $67 million last year. So a company that caters to capitalists and businessmen chose to strike against its customers in support of the socialist, communist, anarchist movement that has violently clashed with police in Oakland and has had scores of reports of degenerate behavior across the country, ranging from numerous rapes to defecating on a police car. [Occupy Men's Warehouse, cont]

Given the Oakland location, it's likely that the store manager indulged her inner commie here.  Nevertheless,  she may have exposed Men's Warehouse  executives to charges of  criminal negligence !  That's right.  The concept of turning a business profit may be obscene to the OCCUPY asshats, but corporate officers  have a legal fiduciary responsibility to investors!  If the company's profits now decline, which is likely in this economy (who wears a suit while drinking beer and watching tv in bed?), here's what to do. 

Buy a share of MW.   I'll instruct  Barn Army solicitor Chuck Martel to file a class action lawsuit claiming a buyer disgust causation.   It's a win-win.  Chuck gets 50%, I get a 15% finder fee, and y'all get the rest.  It's the American way. 



 
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw a picture of probably that same window with a smashed hole through it, right about face high. Guess their appeasement didn't do much good.
MM

Anonymous said...

Jeez, who shops Men's Warehouse? Only someone who doesn't know better would buy there. Joseph Banks is better quality, and quality stands the test of time.

Casca

Anonymous said...

George Zimmer -who is Men's Wearhouse- is a lefty Prog supporter. I delight imagining his tears of disappointment that the mob did not understaaaand his suppoooort.

Ha, George.

e~C

Anonymous said...

"People are afraid to come downtown," said retail consultant Helen Bulwik, president of New Market Solutions. "How do you sell it at this point? What you cannot sell is safety and security."
http://tinyurl.com/6sgxwkq
oy vey ole'

I-RIGHT-I said...

Zimmer, another rich left wing Jew who doesn't get it. All the people he admires and supports including most of the true Progressives would like to put him in an oven then turn on the gas..and at some point light it. Can't wait to see the look on his fat smug face when his side finally wins.

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